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Good morning single ladies, other ladies can go and get your good morning from your boyfriends/ husbands

Madame S

i'm going to get my goodmorning to my hubby

 

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View attachment 570004Asubuhi njema makapuku wote

shukrani baba watoto

 

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5/ je wamjua mtu mwenye ulimi mrefu zaidi duniani?

Anaitwa Nick Stoeberl akitokea California ana ulimi wa 10.10 cm

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Alivunja rekodi hii ya World Largest Records akiwa na miaka 24 November 2012

Mwenye anakwambia hana shida ya tissue wala kitambaa kujifuta endapo anakula hutumia tu ulimi wake kulamba hicho cha kula kilichomnatia

Hutumia muda mrefu zaidi asubuhi wakati wa kusafisha kinywa na hutenga muda kwa ajili ya kuusafisha ulimi wake tu

Asanteni kwa muda wenu
Tukutane jumatatu Mungu akipenda kwa je wajua zingine kali na zilizobamba

Madame S

Shukrani madame S

 

[Tumosa]

Wa Transcend huyo

Madame S

 

[shululu]

shukrani baba watoto

Asante mama wawili

 

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View attachment 570039thats crrrr the sound of atm machine wakat natoa hela

Receiving a msg "send me your account number"

Msg ya tigo pesa displaying salio la tigo pesa n kiasi kadhaa

Madame S

 

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Madame S

Jimena tutafsirie hii dawa

 

[Tumosa]

Hahaha
Umeanza eeehh

kadandia gari kwa mbele huyo

 

[Tumosa]

Asante mama wawili

Hbr ya wkend hii

 

[Sakayo]

kadandia gari kwa mbele huyo

Mambo mrembo

 

[shululu]

Hbr ya wkend hii

Weekend iko vizuri kabisa my love

Leo tunaenda kwenye mishikaki ya mzalendo

 

[Clkey]

Mambo yangu poa

 

[Madame S]

Hahaha
Umeanza eeehh

hapana

Madame S

 

[Madame S]

Huwa wanarudi kumalizia wakisha shoot hicho kipande ujue

Afadhali maana nilikua sjui nawaonaje kwa kweli

Madame S

 

[Madame S]

i'm going to get my goodmorning to my hubby

Madame S

 

[Madame S]

Shukrani madame S

Asante kwa kushukuru mama

Madame S

 

[Madame S]

Eti au naongopa?

Madame S

 

[Madame S]

Jimena tutafsirie hii dawa

Hata me nataka kuijua mana sio kwa mwandiko huo hahahah

Madame S

 

[Madame S]

Good afternoon kwa wale wote ambao wakinywa chai hawadip mikate yao kwenye chai and for you who dip your bread mkinya chai y'all nasty!!

Madame S

 

[Sakayo]

hapana

Madame S

Hahaha
Leo umekuwa mpole eeehh...