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[Shunie]

3/Sailfish

Kama jina lake lilivyo...ni bingwa wa kuogelea
Ndiye mnyama wa majini mwenye kasi zaidi
Huweza kuogelea kwa kasi ya maili 68 kwa saa
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aisee

 

[Shunie]

Anko, mimi na wewe tunatunziana Siri, sijamwambia

umeniambia

 

[Shunie]

Anko wangu hawezi kutekwa yuko makini sana. Watekaji huwa hawatumii nguvu kumteka maana huwa anaenda kwao kujiteka. Juzi kajiteka kwa cheusi

najua binamu mbona kama kajiteka kwa cheusi

 

[Shunie]

1/Peregrine Falcon

Huyu ndiye mnyama wa angani(ndege) mwenye kasi zaidi duniani
Ana jeuri ya kukimbia/kupaa kwa Maili 200 kwa saa
Yaani spidi mara nne ya simba
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Shukrani kwa mliosapoti mada
Tukutane kesho
Mwisho
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Asante Bitoz

 

[Sakayo]

 

[Shunie]

Hv shemela huyu ndo D nn

mke mwee mautani yaliyovuka mipaka sipendi jamaan kwa mtoto wangu

 

[Shunie]

Nasubiri nijbiwa mkuu

nimeshakujibu mimi mke mwee

 

[mzeewakungoa]

Mzee wa Kung'oaaaaa...Ni yupi mtoka povu unayemlenga hapa? Utani wangu ukikuzidia sema nipunguze mkuu; au niache kabisa kukutania. Unakwazika ninapokutania kuhusu ukaka wako kwa malkia Shunie na "ukipenzi rafiki" wako kwa kamanda Lee? Hii ni makapuku bageshi na utani ndo jadi yetu. Pole!

Wewe usiwe na shaka na mimi.... Niambie kitu kimoja... Wewe ni msukuma kweli au utani tu.?

 

[BlessedHope]

1/Peregrine Falcon

Huyu ndiye mnyama wa angani(ndege) mwenye kasi zaidi duniani
Ana jeuri ya kukimbia/kupaa kwa Maili 200 kwa saa
Yaani spidi mara nne ya simba
.
.
.
.
.
Shukrani kwa mliosapoti mada
Tukutane kesho
Mwisho
..........

Asante

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wewe usiwe na shaka na mimi.... Niambie kitu kimoja... Wewe ni msukuma kweli au utani tu.?

Unene nalinsukuma gete gete mnaKolomoje nyanda omuGeni ng'wizukulu Mashishanga abingabusumabu gubalimi batale bamabuluba na mamchele. Naligitachang'wa Shimba ya Buyenze gitandagula mapanda na mabambasi...

Anaza kwesheni plizi...

 

[BlessedHope]

Tumetoka mbaliii...

Mmmh!

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[BlessedHope]

When plastic surgeries go wrong!

Mungu wangu mambo ya kurekebisha kazi ya mikono ya Mungu

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[BlessedHope]

Ha hahahhaa, while this guy was stupid, I once knew a smart one, jina John wanted yeye aliiba matairi ya gari la polisi kituo kikuu cha wilaya.

Duh

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[BlessedHope]

Hawa plastic surgeons shwaini kabisa hawa. Yaani wao hawafiki mahali wakasema no...Now it is enough. As long as you pay them, wataendelea kukukata tu...

Shuu

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[Lee]

Hv shemela huyu ndo D nn

Muulize mama D

 

[Lee]

Mbona hujanitaja aunt yangu !? Unajua kila kinachohusisha BH huwezi kunikosa

.....moyo wangu kaushika

Bhinamu uko poa

 

[Obe]

Bhinamu uko poa

Niko poa anko, si unajua tena weekend ilivyokuwa, nimekuja kustuka ni jtatu na hata magazeti sikusoma nikaishia kuyatolea macho tu. Vipi lakini wewe

 

[Obe]

binamu yangu jamaan tatizo umepotea sana siku mbili hizi mama mchuchu ukuje binamu obe anakuulizia

Sijapotea wala nini aunt, si unajua tena mambo za weekend zinavyokuwaga, sasa nilifichwa nikafichamana.
Si unajua ukibebwa kwenye mbeleko kunja miguu!

 

[Shunie]

Unene nalinsukuma gete gete mnaKolomoje nyanda omuGeni ng'wizukulu Mashishanga abingabusumabu gubalimi batale bamabuluba na mamchele. Naligitachang'wa Shimba ya Buyenze gitandagula mapanda na mabambasi...

Anaza kwesheni plizi...

Nimecheka sana pamoja sijaelewa kilichoandikwa msukuma wewe

 

[Shunie]

When plastic surgeries go wrong!

Aisee hivi kwa nini wanamkufuru Mungu na alivyowaumba