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Defeat by Burnley ...[emoji263]Defeat vs Man City - Size of grass
[emoji2415]Draw vs Leicester - Snow
[emoji603]Draw vs United - Injury of United players
[emoji2417]Draw vs Everton - Wind
Klopp does what he want just to prove to em pundits n fans he is th boss..i'm so sure we'll be top of the league in two weeks time..
we have got Burnley and Fulham next (both winnable, no excuses)
City watakuwa na Kiporo against United, and game yao na cardiff inaweza kuwa postponed kama wakishinda dhidi ya swansea kwenye FA cup..
so tutakuwa na advantage ya kuwa ahead of them especially watakapoenda OT.
but that is big IF, as i can see us dropping a lot of points from now on, unless Klopp aje na approach mpya kuhusiana na performances.
Upuuzi huuSheria mpya za soka hizi hapa, zitaanza kutumika 1/6/2019...
New law changes revealed by IFAB over the weekend concentrate on five rules which could drastically affect key areas of the game.
1. Accidental handball goal won't stand
Goals scored which have hit a player's hand, deliberate or not, will no longer stand.
Some ambiguity remains and Gallagher added: "We will still have the problem of asking 'has he made himself bigger, has he put his arms in an unnatural position?'
"There will still be the arm close to the body that will hit the arm and the referee will deny a penalty
Some ambiguity remains and Gallagher added: "We will still have the problem of asking 'has he made himself bigger, has he put his arms in an unnatural position?'
"There will still be the arm close to the body that will hit the arm and the referee will deny a penalty
2. No rebounds from penalties
One of the changes Gallagher believes will have a big bearing on how we look at football is play stopping for a restart if a penalty is saved or hits the post.
This means players will no longer line up on the edge of the area or attempt a rebound.
Now if it hits the post or the goalkeeper saves and it comes back out to the forward, the game will be stopped, there'll be no second chance."
3. Substituted players can leave the field anywhere
To stop time-wasting, when a player is taken off they will no longer have to leave the field at the halfway line and can leave the pitch at the nearest point.
4. No attacking players in the wall
This rule prohibits attacking players standing in the wall when a free-kick is being taken, a tactic increasingly employed in recent years.
Attackers will be made to stand at least one metre from the wall, and is aimed at stopping defenders being moved out of the way.
5. Coaches will receive cards
Currently, coaches only receive verbal warnings for misconduct, but the change will see them receiving yellows and reds as players do.
It will likely be similar to the EFL law adopted last year, where managers can also receive a one-game suspension.
Kama nawaona vile week chache zijazo mtakavyojidai mnaipenda United ...... Hahahaha
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hatari tuupu*THINGS THAT HAPPENED SINCE LIVERPOOL LAST WON THE LEAGUE*
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*1. schmeichel evolution:*
Peter schmeichel won d pl
Fucked a woman
Cummed in her
Had the child
The child started keeping at United's academy
The child clocked 25 and signed for leicester
The child won the pl
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*2. Mandela event:*
South Africa was still under colonization [emoji23]
Nelson Mandela was still in prison [emoji23]
He came out [emoji23]
Became president [emoji23]
Retired [emoji23]
and died [emoji23]
*3. 9/11:*
Bin Laden threatened America
His men hijacked three planes
They crashed two into d World Trade center
The third was brought down in pentagon
Bin Laden was killed by a new president
*4. Jackson event:*
Michael Jackson joined Jackson music family
Left d group
Collaborated with Diana Rose
Did plastic surgery
Sold his soul to the devil
Died
*5. Certain sperms and kids:*
Ronaldo was 3
Messi was 1
Rashford ,mbappe, Pogba, lingard, Hazard, kluivert, even lukaku were sperm cells
*6. Crystal palace FC was not in existence*
*7. Messi event:*
Messi was born
Had hormonal growth deficiency
Started playing football for Newell old boys as an imp
Joined barca
Rose to the top of the world
Won 4 consecutive ballon d'or awards
Played in 4 champs league finals
Scored over 630 goals
*8. Ronaldo existence:*
Ronaldo was born
His father died
Ronaldo played for sporting
He joined united
Won his first ballon d'or
Changed environment
Dominated alongside Messi for 9 years
Won 5 ballon d'or awards
Now changed team again
*9. Salah evolution:*
Talent less Egyptian Frog joins Chelsea
Played trash and was sold for life
Joined Liverpool and signed a deal to remain trophyless for life
*10. Cardi b and offset:*
Cardi b was born
Offset was born
They jammed And gave birth
They broke up
*11. Phones:*
Android phones came into existence
iPhone produced over 28 brands
*12. Over 6 presidents have been elected by the United States*
Obama
Trump
George h. W Bush
George Bush
JF Kennedy
*13. Terrorism rate:*
Saddam Hussein slaughtered
Gaddafi slaughtered
Bin Laden slaughtered
idi Amin too
*14. Doggy style was discovered :*
Fuckaholics discovered a new sex style
*15. World cups:*
7 countries have won d world cup
*16. Ponzi schemes:*
Mmm came and went
same as forex
*17. Taylor Swift:*
Taylor Swift was born the same year Liverpool won the League.
She's a 10 time Grammy winner and she Celebrated her 29th birthday last week [emoji23]
*18. Slippy G:*
Liverpool bottled a 4 point lead with 2 games to go
Steven Gerrard, the greatest fraud ever born( of course after MO salah) slipped on d pitch and Demba ba strolled into d post
*19. LORD KARIUS:*
we all know this sweet story
*20. Le le ngolo kante:*
Kanye joined leicester
won d pl
joined chelsea
won d pl
won d fa cup
*21: Man city centurions:*
Man city was oiled by oil money
and they've created history with 100 points and 100 goals
*22. Zizou:*
Since Liverpool last won the
Zinedine Zidane Joined Juve.
Won Serie A
Won the C.L
Joined Real Madrid
Won La liga
Won 3 ballon d'ors
Fucked a woman
Gave birth to Enzo
Put Enzo in Real Madrid's academy
Then became Real Madrid assistant coach
Won the C.L as Real Madrid assistant coach.
Then became Real head coach
Won the C.L as head coach
Won La liga has head coach
Graduated Enzo from Real Madrid's academy
Enzo then became the 2nd generation of Zidane's to win the C.L since Liverpool last won the League.
Zenedine Zidane meanwhile won the C.L 2 more times.
Sold Enzo (his own son) for 1 million pounds
Resigned as Real Madrid Manager
And is currently being linked with the United manager job
ndio wameamua wenye soka yao wengine mtafuata tu
ndugu hii Crystal Palace unayoitaja hapa ni ile ya Uingereza? kama ndio basi umekopi kusiko sahihi..*THINGS THAT HAPPENED SINCE LIVERPOOL LAST WON THE LEAGUE*
[emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81]
*1. schmeichel evolution:*
Peter schmeichel won d pl
Fucked a woman
Cummed in her
Had the child
The child started keeping at United's academy
The child clocked 25 and signed for leicester
The child won the pl
[emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81]
*2. Mandela event:*
South Africa was still under colonization [emoji23]
Nelson Mandela was still in prison [emoji23]
He came out [emoji23]
Became president [emoji23]
Retired [emoji23]
and died [emoji23]
*3. 9/11:*
Bin Laden threatened America
His men hijacked three planes
They crashed two into d World Trade center
The third was brought down in pentagon
Bin Laden was killed by a new president
*4. Jackson event:*
Michael Jackson joined Jackson music family
Left d group
Collaborated with Diana Rose
Did plastic surgery
Sold his soul to the devil
Died
*5. Certain sperms and kids:*
Ronaldo was 3
Messi was 1
Rashford ,mbappe, Pogba, lingard, Hazard, kluivert, even lukaku were sperm cells
*6. Crystal palace FC was not in existence*
*7. Messi event:*
Messi was born
Had hormonal growth deficiency
Started playing football for Newell old boys as an imp
Joined barca
Rose to the top of the world
Won 4 consecutive ballon d'or awards
Played in 4 champs league finals
Scored over 630 goals
*8. Ronaldo existence:*
Ronaldo was born
His father died
Ronaldo played for sporting
He joined united
Won his first ballon d'or
Changed environment
Dominated alongside Messi for 9 years
Won 5 ballon d'or awards
Now changed team again
*9. Salah evolution:*
Talent less Egyptian Frog joins Chelsea
Played trash and was sold for life
Joined Liverpool and signed a deal to remain trophyless for life
*10. Cardi b and offset:*
Cardi b was born
Offset was born
They jammed And gave birth
They broke up
*11. Phones:*
Android phones came into existence
iPhone produced over 28 brands
*12. Over 6 presidents have been elected by the United States*
Obama
Trump
George h. W Bush
George Bush
JF Kennedy
*13. Terrorism rate:*
Saddam Hussein slaughtered
Gaddafi slaughtered
Bin Laden slaughtered
idi Amin too
*14. Doggy style was discovered :*
Fuckaholics discovered a new sex style
*15. World cups:*
7 countries have won d world cup
*16. Ponzi schemes:*
Mmm came and went
same as forex
*17. Taylor Swift:*
Taylor Swift was born the same year Liverpool won the League.
She's a 10 time Grammy winner and she Celebrated her 29th birthday last week [emoji23]
*18. Slippy G:*
Liverpool bottled a 4 point lead with 2 games to go
Steven Gerrard, the greatest fraud ever born( of course after MO salah) slipped on d pitch and Demba ba strolled into d post
*19. LORD KARIUS:*
we all know this sweet story
*20. Le le ngolo kante:*
Kanye joined leicester
won d pl
joined chelsea
won d pl
won d fa cup
*21: Man city centurions:*
Man city was oiled by oil money
and they've created history with 100 points and 100 goals
*22. Zizou:*
Since Liverpool last won the
Zinedine Zidane Joined Juve.
Won Serie A
Won the C.L
Joined Real Madrid
Won La liga
Won 3 ballon d'ors
Fucked a woman
Gave birth to Enzo
Put Enzo in Real Madrid's academy
Then became Real Madrid assistant coach
Won the C.L as Real Madrid assistant coach.
Then became Real head coach
Won the C.L as head coach
Won La liga has head coach
Graduated Enzo from Real Madrid's academy
Enzo then became the 2nd generation of Zidane's to win the C.L since Liverpool last won the League.
Zenedine Zidane meanwhile won the C.L 2 more times.
Sold Enzo (his own son) for 1 million pounds
Resigned as Real Madrid Manager
And is currently being linked with the United manager job
You hate it but now u pray for United to be your savior
Kila mtu apambane na mechi zake bhana [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
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ndugu hii Crystal Palace unayoitaja hapa ni ile ya Uingereza? kama ndio basi umekopi kusiko sahihi..
Crystal Palace ilianzishwa 1905 sasa hii ambayo haikuwepo wakati majogoo tunachukua Ubingwa 1990 ni ipi.
Hahahahahaha..... Haya bhanaKwenye City of Manchester Derby kabla may mwaka huu mi nitakuwa Man U damu damu ahahahahhah
My man, it so sad to see you acting like a Top red.
imagine yourself as a big LFC player, and your club is going for a TITLE, then in a must win game kama ya jana unaona kabisa we need changes, and unaangalia bench na kuona kuna Firmino/Keita/Shaqiri and even Sturridge, and few minutes later unaona kocha anawaingiza Milner na Lallana ili kuleta creativity kwenye midfield na kumwacha Keita who had a MOTM game against Bournemouth, and Shaqiri who scored TWO big goals against United. would you want to stay in the club anymore? especially if Barca/Madrid/Juve/Bayern/City come calling?
thats how VVD felt yesterday, gave us the performance of his life against everton, only to end up getting disappointed by a coward manager. and VVD is the best CB in the world right now (basing on his form), A LOT of big clubs are looking at him, and we seem to forget he's 26 and yupo kwenye his prime now, amebakiza miaka 3-4 ya kucheza kwa kiwango hiki, he'd want trophies at some point. so if he leaves, sidhani kama tutakuwa na haki ya kumuita Judas,
Coutinho was ambitious than Klopp, thats why he left us, and can be so hard to admit it but he was right. yes he's having a bad spell at Barca but are we proving him wrong? absolutely NO.
Sisi kamati ya roho mbaya tunaendelea kukusanya post za huko nyuma tutazitumia mwisho wa msimu
Kuna jamaa alikuwa mtaalamu wa kupost statistics ( Mane+Firmino+ Salah wamefunga magoli mengi kuliko timu nzima ya United, Allison is better than De Gea) naona tayari ameshakimbia
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Man City atapoteza mechi moja tu ya United.Liverpool na Man City zitaendelea kupoteza points
Hamna wa kushinda mechi zote 9 hapa,atakaye poteza chache ndiyo bingwa!
Nina imani kubwa sana na Liverpool,tuzidi shikamana sisi Liverpool halisi
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