GE2025 ‘Kapteni Tesha’ kawapa matumaini hewa

[Kalamu]

Most Tanzanians are so desperate for something, anything.

Gwajima, Polepole, Captain Tesha.

Give them anything, they will bite.

And when you show them obvious contradictions that shows their pipe dreams, they will tell you off.

I already see the cheap ad hominem attacks flinged at you for simply pointing out facts.

Just because you refuse to entertain some ruse, emotional, non strategic rant.

Most people are so ready to get euphoric emotionally without any logical or strategic thinking.

Sometimes I think it is a coping mechanism, to cling to anything hopeful in a sea of hopelessness.

To a point where I ask myself, is it ethical to expose the holes in this hopeful disposition?

Kama hawa siyo ndugu wa mapacha, basi pengine mmoja ni 'clone' wa mwenzake!
Watu wamejaa 'pomposity' ya ajabu sana hawa; utadhani walizaliwa kwenye sayari yao pekee na kushushwa hapa kwa bahati mbaya!

Hata mjione tofauti vipi, safari hii CCM hawaponi.
Kama mnazo hisa zenu huko ndani ya CCM ni bora mziuze sasa hivi vinginevyo mtatoka mikono mitupu.

Hovyo kabisa.

Najuwa wote wawili hawanisomi, kwa sababu walisha nikimbia.
Wafikishieni ujumbe wao kwamba mapambano safari hii ni ya moto, na pengine wanajuwa hivyo ndiyo sababu ya michecheto yote hii inayowaleta hapa.

Iwe ni jeshi au wananchi, CCM na hasahasa Samia na Genge lake ni lazima wakipate cha moto.

 

[stakehigh]

Kampeni za wapi chief? Huku hakuna uchaguzi

kiongozi wako kagoma kupigiwa kura ama vp mkali?

 

[Kalamu]

Watu wanashabikia tu..alikuwepo JPM..watu walilia..kijeshi sijui wataliaje

Sasa nyinyi kwa utatu wenu mnataka watu waweje? Sasa hivi waTanzania hawalii chini ya hawa waovu?

Na kwa nini mlione jeshi kuwa baya kuliko takataka hizi zilizopo madarakani sasa?
Kuna kitu gani kinacho wafanya muone waTanzania hawawezi kufanya chochote bila ya CCM. Tuelezeni, mnataka nani awepo ndio waTanzania wasilie?

Watu wanashabikia tu..alikuwepo JPM..watu walilia..kijeshi sijui wataliaje

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Yale yale ya miaka yote, huna jipya hata moja.
You must be a very miserable individual!

Lako lililo jipya liko wapi?

 

[Vincenzo Jr]

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😀😀😀

 

[Afghanistan]

😃😃😃

Upo mkuu😂

 

[Kalamu]

Lako lililo jipya liko wapi?

Sina upuuzi wa kiwazimukama unavyo uonyesha kila mara unapoingia humu JF. Unataka kitu gani na uchizi wako humu!

 

[Vincenzo Jr]

Watz sio makondoo jisemee wewe
😃
Though nimekuelewa
Ht hivyo too late....Tanzania mpya inakuja ..

Anko tarehe 29 utaingia rodi 😀😀😀

 

[CHIEF PRIEST]

Kapteni anasema analiomba jeshi lichukue hatua kukomboa nchi! 😂


Sasa sijui analiomba jeshi gani wakati yeye ndiye Kapteni..?! 😂😂

Upuuzi mtupu!

Na wewe ni mpuuzi tu, kama ungemsikiliza vizuri usingetoa comment hii. Kifupi alikuwa anamu address CDF.

 

[Sigonella Island]

Wote kwa uchache wenu humu mliofurahia video ya ajiitaye ‘Kapteni Tesha’, mmejazwa upepo tu.

Mmepewa matumaini hewa ya kudhani kuwa JWTZ linaweza kuipindua serikali ya kiraia ya CCM.

Watanzania nawajua vizuri mno.

Wanajeshi wa JWTZ nao ni Watanzania pia. Hivyo, kimsingi hawana tofauti na raia wengine.

Wote ni makondoo tu. Nyumbu pia wapo.

Kwa aina ya wananchi waliopo hivi sasa, hakuna mtu atayethubutu kuipindua serikali ya CCM.

Kuandamana tu kunawashinda. Kugoma kupiga kura nako kunawashinda.

Mapinduzi ndo mtayaweza nyinyi?

Baada ya kufanya utafiti wangu mwenyewe, nimehitimisha kuwa Jana mmejazwa tu upepo na sasa mmeanza kuutoa kama gesi ya tumboni.

Mmepata furaha na faraja ya muda mfupi and now it’s back to life, back to reality.

Happy Sunday ✌️.

Chawa kalisha tako endelea kujipendekeza

 

[babukijana]

"Kapteni Tesha" alisema atarudi tena. Sijui kwa mazingira ya KIJESHI alikuwa anamaanisha nini!

Aende wapi?
huyo kaamua tu apotee./apotezwe.
Kuna kanal mstaafu huko kote alikopita anapajua.
Ingawa sipigi kura wala sitoki tar zote

 

[Upepo wa Pesa]

Ni sawa huyo sio kepten ni muhuni wa Bavicha lkn hebu tujiulize kwanini msemaji hajamkataa

Je huyu muhuni yupo kundi gani kati ya llotajwa na afisa habari

Walofukuzwa jeshi

Wanaojinasibisha na jeshi

Wenye tabia mbaya

Wanaharakati na siasa jeshini.

Mkuu na wewe unatumia VPN? Unajua kutumia VPN ni kumkataa mwenyekiti wako?

 

[Tonny Kapola Gas Station]

Ila hawa diaspora ni hopeless sana wanachosahau kila jambo ni mbegu inakua taratibu haya mambo kwa mtu mwenye akili sio ya kuupuuzia

Mh. Rais. Umeongea pointi kubwa sana. Hao waosha mavi sijui kama watakuelewa

 

[Tonny Kapola Gas Station]

Yani jamaa ni li pessimist lipo kama boyaa alaf linajida kila kitu linajua li lofa kweli.
Huo ujasiri ulishawia kutokea hapa bongo hio tyr ni good step mana kashawapa wananchi confidence na yeye kashauri sio kasrma anataka kupindua nchi

Mengine yalishaleft group huko yaliko ni kuyasamehe tu...

 

[azithromycim]

Endelea kuamini ivo ivo mkuu
Ila soon utawajua watanganyika vizuri

 

[Kalamu]

kiongozi wako kagoma kupigiwa kura ama vp mkali?

Sasa angalia uchizi kama huu; na mtu bado unajitambua kuwa ungali hai?

 

[Bufa]

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Endelea kuamini ivo ivo mkuu
Ila soon utawajua watanganyika vizuri

Keep fantasizing.

 

[Tayana-wog]

Upo mkuu😂

Sanaa tu
Za ww?😃

 

[Tayana-wog]

Anko tarehe 29 utaingia rodi 😀😀😀

Uhakika
Pembeni ya tesha halafu nimuone askri wa kunipiga risasi

Hapa nasubiri tesha arudi kabla ya tar 29