Jinsi watu wanavyotongozana JF

[Wangari Maathai]

Hamna sio kweli mkuu, wewe ni 2 za mwanzo mwanzo

wewe ! tafadhari!

 

[evansGREATDeal]

Njia hii ya kutafuta wanawake jf,ni njia rahisi Sana kutunyaka sisi wakosoaji WA vichaa WA serekale ile ya kichaa jiwe a.k.a"wanjiru"
Kamwe swez kufanya upuuzi WA kijinga hvyo

 

[Nelson Mwombeki]

Mwambie hapa hapa 'NIMEJARIBU KUKUTUMIA MSG PM IMEFUNGWA,NAOMBA FUNGUA KUNA UJUMBE WAKO' hawezi kukataa labda awe mshamba fulani.

Mi huwa nawatumia PM wale singo mazas, nawapenda kweli singo maza

 

[Tresor Mandala]

Mi huwa nawatumia PM wale singo mazas, nawapenda kweli singo maza

Hahahahahaha

 

[Nelson Mwombeki]

wewe ! tafadhari!

You wish, wewe bado mdogo mkuu unaonekana tu,

 

[Wangari Maathai]

You wish, wewe bado mdogo mkuu unaonekana tu,

narudia tena!wewe! watoto humu kina demiss!mm demiss nammzaa asbh

 

[TANZANIA NCHIYANGU]

Hivi unajua kupigwa free p sio ishu, hivi mfano nimekutana na jamaa mkare nimemzimia hadi naumwa nikimuona naloa naanzia wapi kumuomba hela yani huyu ni atateleza bureeeee na nisipokua makini naenda hata vicoba kumkopea!!!!

Hahaaaah sasa wengi wenu humu huwa hamuelezi huu ukweli...wengi wenu nyie mna act like jamaa hata awe mkali vipi hamuwezi kuwa nae bila jamaa kuwapa hela

 

[Midekoo]

Wazee wa pm direct ifike mahali mjifunze kutongoza, mnakera mnafanya watu wafunge pm kwa viujinga vyenu!!!

Wakati unazama pm make sure umemsoma soma kidogo unaemfata yukoje, huwezi jua kila kitu ila hukosi hata kimoja, yani kama mie hivi nnavojitahidi kuandika kwa ufasaha kuna kibushuti kinakuja kuniandikia "xaxa, kipande ip, ixhu znasmje" mxyuuu (nmetoa mfano sijakaribisha), hadi hapo pm yako tayari ni ushuzzz

Make sure umepanga mistari sio misalaaaamu mambo, uko poa, ishu vipi, mishe inaendaje huu nao upimbi.

*nafundisha kutongoza bure

😀😀😀😀😀

 

[zege la nyasi]

Tujaze ujinga tu..

🙂🙂🙂

 

[Midekoo]

hahaaa Evelyn bwana " hizo takwimu alizozitaja bwana muandishi" ni takwimu zinazo tumiwa na wabahili ". tu peke Yao

Kwakweli 😛😛 Hakuna itakayonishawishi

 

[Nelson Mwombeki]

narudia tena!wewe! watoto humu kina demiss!mm demiss nammzaa asbh

Hahahaa mkuu unajitenga kundi lenu,

 

[TANZANIA NCHIYANGU]

kwahyo husadiki wasemayo! kwan kupigwa free p dhambi?

Kupigwa free p sio dhambi na mimi sijasema ni dhambi...dhambi ni mtu ku act kuwa she is expensive wakati sio kweli

 

[Jabesss]

Nitume nigundue nini kwanini yaani....kuna kipi nisichokijua za humu jf zina tv ndani???

Usingeenda PM

 

[zege la nyasi]

Wherever there is interaction, attraction is bound to happen. Kuna watu humu wamepata flings, spouses, wengine got married and some ended up being catfished. All is life.

So lets say someone caught your eye humu, lakini hujui uanzie wapi. Unaweza ukaenda straight PM ila more times than not haita end well.

Ila use this guideline and you might have a shot.

1. Usiwe mchoyo wa likes. Yaani mmwagie huyo mtu like popote pale unapoiona comment yake. Hii ni kama unaji-introduce bila hata kumpa hi, ile kuona jina lako kila saa kwenye notification, ni introduction tosha.

2. Baada ya step one. Anza kuchangia comment zake, ukiona amecomment popote, anza kujibu comment zake. At first try to keep it short and to the topic.

3. Endelea kuijibu comment zake pale utakapoziona, ila safari hii anza na kuingiza matani ya hapa na pale. Ukiona na yeye ana-respond vizuri basi hapo ujue kashaanza kukuzoea.

4. Endelea na namba tatu, ukiona mko kwenye thread ya watu hadi mnatoka nje ya mada na yeye anaendelea kukujibu tu. Basi ujue ni muda muafaka sasa wakuzama PM.

5. After the steps above, zama kwenye PM yake, hutakutana na kipingamizi chochote kwavile anakuwa ashakuzoea so atakuwa anakujibu tu vizuri. Ukiona PM yake imefungwa, omba akufungulie, itakuwa nadra sana kukataa.

6. Endeleeni kulisongesha PM, ila usi-act desperate, after a few days of chatting omba namba. After that utajua mwenyewe mtaendeleaje baada ya hapo.

NB. Hii strategy has a 90% chance of working. Ukiona mtu hakujibu/ changamkii kama wewe unavyomchangamkia kwenye threads mbalimbali au hata mkienda PM. Let it go. Otherwise unaonekana msumbufu tu.

Strategy nyingine ni kutafuta influencer au mtu popular humu ndani na kuwa friends nae. And here comes the wonderful thing about human psychology, watu wakikuona uko friends na mtu fulani ambae ni popular, they will always want to associate with you too. So inakuwa ni rahisi sana na wewe kuzoeana na wengine, hata hupati tabu.

So go forth and prosper friends!

wewe ulitumia njia hii ?

 

[Mzigua90]

Tujaze ujinga tu..

Hahahahahaahha. Pm yangu imekumiss.

 

[Nelson Mwombeki]

Kupigwa free p sio dhambi na mimi sijasema ni dhambi...dhambi ni mtu ku act kuwa she is expensive wakati sio kweli

Nobody is expensive, labda anayeumwa kansa au kisukari, medical fees are off the roof, ila kwa anayebindua kiuno aonekane ana kalio reeefu huyo hana expense,

 

[Muzine]

narudia tena!wewe! watoto humu kina demiss!mm demiss nammzaa asbh

mm mdogo kweli sikatai

 

[Mzigua90]

Unazunguuuuuka....wakati unaweza tuma meseji moja tu ikakutambulisha we ni nani, upo wapi, unahitaji nini. Tena ukivizia sikukuu huyo mrembo amekwisha

"Hello miss, uko poa vipi maandalizi ya sikukuu....nmekuandalia japo visenti upate wyne sasa utapataje"

Sie wapenda hela lazma vinyweleo visimame, halafu hivo visenti viwe kuanzia laki koh koh sijui nimtag kaka mwenye hii technique!!!

Hey ladies vikware vitacopy vije kuapply msivipe namba havina kitu vimebeba pmb tu.

Mtag Nione Kama ndo yule alienitumia na Mimi pia. Mwanaume huzunguki. Hapo unapata na Namba kiulainii

 

[Hazard CFC]

Vijana wa 21st century

 

[TANZANIA NCHIYANGU]

Yeah nmesema pia inatakiwa umsome unaemfata, sasa we utakuta mtu ye kila kitu yupo perfect, story zake kupika perfect, kitandani perfect, kutunza Mme anajiweza japo bado hajaolewa, kudanga anakwambia hawezi sipendi vya kupewa, yani everything perfect....shtuka babu huyo ni malaika ilitakiwa umkute mbinguni sio jf

Hapo umeongea ukweli kabisa...i appreciate