jf udaku:remix

[Mtambuzi]

Niseme nini tena hapo, maana mzee mwenzangu Bishanga kamaliza yote..............
Ngoja niendelee kuperuzi kurasa za ndani za hili gazeti ili nipate udaku kamili

 

[Bishanga]

mimi sitaki utani leo jamani nina majonzi.siamini macho yangu kumuona regia kwenye jeneza inaniuma sana moyoni pls bishanga futa smile hapo

refer to drawer!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

si bora ya mnazi?

Hilo ndio jibu?

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Loh, Bishanga wewe....kunipeperushia ndege wangu mtarajiwa jamani??? Na humpati tena Lizzy,utabaki kufumaniwa tu uswahilini

Dearest aisee dearest, . . . . !! Haya bana.

 

[Bishanga]

Loh, Bishanga wewe....kunipeperushia ndege wangu mtarajiwa jamani??? Na humpati tena Lizzy,utabaki kufumaniwa tu uswahilini

msalie mtume Michelle,i need your help katika hili!

 

[asakuta same]

Dearest aisee dearest, . . . . !! Haya bana.

najua bishanga hapo hawezi hata jf nzima ikimsaidia.....

 

[Preta]

Hili gazeti lingekuwepo kipindi fulani lingeuza sana maana nilikuwa na 'kashfa' ile mbaya...

wakwetu....hujambo.....

 

[Dr Lizzy]

najua bishanga hapo hawezi hata jf nzima ikimsaidia.....

Hhhmmm. . . unajuaje?

 

[Bishanga]

bishanga atoka nduki hotelin alipoenda kufanya biashara kisa kakabidhiwa breafcase na Cameroon.

nilikabidhiwa niwapelekee Nitonye na Kongosho.

 

[Bishanga]

Hilo ndio jibu?

si unajua machozi ya samaki huchukuliwa na maji wala hayaonekanagi?kuna haja ya Bishanga kulia kweli ?

 

[asakuta same]

Hhhmmm. . . unajuaje?

si mwenyewe kakiri hawezi kuuvunja huo ukuta wa berlin au hamna lolote hapo?

 

[Dr Lizzy]

si unajua machozi ya samaki huchukuliwa na maji wala hayaonekanagi?kuna haja ya Bishanga kulia kweli ?

Ulie kwani umefiwa?

 

[Dr Lizzy]

si mwenyewe kakiri hawezi kuuvunja huo ukuta wa berlin au hamna lolote hapo?

Ohhh. . . kumbe ni matokeo ya alichosema yeye. Nilidhani unajua kitu asichojua.

 

[asakuta same]

Ohhh. . . kumbe ni matokeo ya alichosema yeye. Nilidhani unajua kitu asichojua.

ha ha ha ha ha ha! hapo sasa unaleta uchokozi my dia....
ngoja nikupm kukuuliza kulikoni kwanza.

 

[Michelle]

Michelle hapa unamaana gani Bishanga kakupeperushia ndege wako, are u SHE or HE

He he he he, mi ni mwanamke....ndege wangu ni HE, Bishanga anamjua,sijui hataki kuniona nae basi kila siku visa....lol

 

[Dr Lizzy]

ha ha ha ha ha ha! hapo sasa unaleta uchokozi my dia....
ngoja nikupm kukuuliza kulikoni kwanza.

Hhhhmm!!!

 

[Michelle]

msalie mtume Michelle,i need your help katika hili!

Are you serious? Lizzy kwangu hakohoi...zungumza nami vizuri....lolest!!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Are you serious? Lizzy kwangu hakohoi...zungumza nami vizuri....lolest!!

Hahaha. . . dearest wala usijaribu. Ntakukana nakwambia.

 

[nitonye]

He he he he, mi ni mwanamke....ndege wangu ni HE, Bishanga anamjua,sijui hataki kuniona nae basi kila siku visa....lol

Mwambie Bishanga aache wivu wa kasuku

 

[Michelle]

Dearest aisee dearest, . . . . !! Haya bana.

Nini tena dearest, i want the best for you,i know you know that...let me handle this...lol