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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Men who use this words
Mschew
Sweeee
Thanki
Woooozerrr
Sowie
Niulize kitu, do you have SAFE DAYS[emoji19][emoji19]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Just one week in a relationship you're already calling him .. PILLAR OF MY LIFE ...Won't you even allow the cement to dry[emoji5][emoji5][emoji5][emoji19][emoji19][emoji18] [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Bbade]

Men who use this words
Mschew
Sweeee
Thanki
Woooozerrr
Sowie
Niulize kitu, do you have SAFE DAYS[emoji19][emoji19]

Ladies here we go!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When your girlfriend says we need to talk and she starts with words like "You know I love you right..." my brother start crying [emoji22]

 

[Bbade]

When your girlfriend says we need to talk and she starts with words like "You know I love you right..." my brother start crying [emoji22]

Exactly...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

We were throwing stones at each other today with my friend by bad luck it struck an old woman who was passing nearby. The problem is that she picked up the stone and put it in her hand bag. Will I see tomorrow?[emoji17][emoji17][emoji24][emoji24]

 

[Mr Miller]

Those people who cut tissue without following the dotted line, what's your problem?[emoji848]

No problem

 

[Bbade]

We were throwing stones at each other today with my friend by bad luck it struck an old woman who was passing nearby. The problem is that she picked up the stone and put it in her hand bag. Will I see tomorrow?[emoji17][emoji17][emoji24][emoji24]

I will confirm with you later.

 

[Kichwa Kichafu]

0208

 

[Nelson Mwombeki]

Wadau wamehamia PM kama kawaida

 

[Basi Nenda]

2:29

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wadau wamehamia PM kama kawaida

Hata mimi naona hivyo. Kumekuwa kimya ghafla. Halafu huko PM kukiwaka moto wanakuja tena kwenye kandamnasi na sredi za kila aina [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Huyu sijui kavuta cha kutoka Tarime [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wangapi tutaendelea kukesha? Au walinzi mmeitwa home kwenye majukumu? [emoji116][emoji116][emoji116]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Four earthworms are placed in four separate test tubes:

1st in beer
2nd in wine
3rd in whiskey
4th in mineral water

The next day, the teacher shows the results:

The 1st worm in beer, dead.

The 2nd in wine, dead.

The 3rd in whiskey, dead.

The 4th in mineral water, alive and healthy.

The teacher asks the class:

- What do we learn from this experience?

And a child responds:

- Whoever drinks beer, wine and whiskey, does not have worms.

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Yaani leo mmekimbia windo mapema hivi? Dah !!!

 

[Mine eyes]

Nimekoma kulala mapema, usiku wa leo nimeota takribani ndoto 10 na zote za kutisha! Kuanzia kesho nitarudi hapa kijiweni sitaki tena kuota kama leo

karibu

 

[Mine eyes]

Mkuu, nipo humu kuanzia saa tisa...

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haya nasubiri nione ...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A couple had a quarrel one evening. When it was time to sleep, the man lay on the floor while the lady balanced on the bed. Later in the night, the husband held his manhood and said "you better sleep, didn't you see when i quarreled with her?" The lady replied "don't involve everybody in our quarrels o, the case is between me and you, don't involve him. So allow him to come and play with his best friend"
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Soon CHINA and KENYA Will Merge To Be One Country and We Shall Call The New Country ChiKen [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]