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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Walinzi mupo?

 

[Mr Miller]

Mr Miller amedukuliwa simu yake nini?
Sio kawaida yake

inawezekana hun!

 

[Mr Miller]

*KUOA: Ni kama kununua parachichi gengeni, unabonyeza 10 unanunua 1*

*Sasa wewe jifanye hujui kubonyeza utanunua bichi au lililoiva kupitiliza *

kumbe!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Chumchang Changchum]

*KUOA: Ni kama kununua parachichi gengeni, unabonyeza 10 unanunua 1*

*Sasa wewe jifanye hujui kubonyeza utanunua bichi au lililoiva kupitiliza *

Aaaaah Ndugu Muhenga uchochezi huo,,,

 

[Chumchang Changchum]

Kuna kojo na mkojo ujue

Nani tena anataka kulimwaga na bado mapema,,

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Girl: Wow, nice phone. Where did u get it?
Boy: I won it in a running competition.
Girl: Realy! How many people participated?
Boy : Police, the owner of the phone and me...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Aaaaah Ndugu Muhenga uchochezi huo,,,

Ni nani anachochewa Ndugu Muhenga?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Those people who cut tissue without following the dotted line, what's your problem?

 

[Chumchang Changchum]

Ni nani anachochewa Ndugu Muhenga?

Wanaotaka kuoa,,

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When your bae starts hiding his/her WhatsApp last seen.....my friend, start using condoms okay?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Why do they tell us that the early bird catches the worm and not the early worm gets caught by the bird

Leo silali mpaka nipate jibu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

As I post here now, someone is 30 minutes pregnant but she don't know it yet

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

JOKE OF THE DAY

Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see."
She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark....

 

[Bbade]

Girl: Wow, nice phone. Where did u get it?
Boy: I won it in a running competition.
Girl: Realy! How many people participated?
Boy : Police, the owner of the phone and me...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mkeo anakwambia leo haendi job halafu ukiwa bado kwenye daladala ukielekea kazini unaskia sauti yake Clouds FM "Muna wacha nikwambie huyu mwanaume amenichosha. Leo nahama na kila kitu chake.....

 

[Nelson Mwombeki]

Ok ok,

 

[Nelson Mwombeki]

Why do they tell us that the early bird catches the worm and not the early worm gets caught by the bird

Leo silali mpaka nipate jibu

Sijawah kufikiria kwa upande huu,

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nimeleta dem geto.... Akaenda kwa mlango.. Nikadhani anataka kuondoka.. Kumbe anaangalia kama mlango umefungwa vizuri. Halafu tukaanza kusoma na kudiscuss. Kumbe hapendi kusumbuliwa na kelele tukisoma.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Leo walinzi nawachekesha chekesha tu. Kama nawaboa semeni. Najua huwa mna stori zenu wenyewe mnajuana