Hizi siku nyingine hizi haaa!

EJM_ · Apr 12, 2013

Imagine,

Nimeamka asubuhi mvua inanyesha,
Kutoka kwangu mpaka kituoni ni kutembea kwa dakika tano,
Nimetafuta mwamvuli ndani sipati kwasababu haujawahi kuwepo,
Haya nimejitolea kuloa kwa hizo dakika tano mpaka kituoni,
Nimepanda daladala mara nalo siti zote zimejaa maji kwasababu nalo linavuja,
Kidogo mvua inaanza kwa kasi, daladala linaanza kuvuja na nalazimika kusimama,
Nafika ninapokwenda na sijui ntafikaje kwenye kaofisi kangu na mvua hii?

Haya, nimejitahidi nimefika huku nimeloa kiasi na kibaridi kikali,
Nafikia kwenye meza yenye chupa na vikombe vya kahawa nakuta patupu,
Khaa kumbe umeme umekatika na maji ya kahawa yanachemshwa na birika la umeme,
Haya sasa nimejikalia hapa na baridi, gizani na ka laptop kangu ka kichina kanakaa na chaji visaa viwili tu,

Kha siku nyingine hizi bhana!

Judgement · Apr 12, 2013

Pole kiongozi! Ila nunua mwamvuli, usitegemee kumnenepesha Ng'ombe siku ya mnada.
Usisubiri masika ndy ununue mwamvuli ! Ununue kiangazi.

Bishanga · Apr 12, 2013

M'jr tabu ya nini? Tafuta mwanamke mwenye hela umuoe,we unafikiri Filipo hana akili?
Copy: marejesho

EJM_ · Apr 12, 2013

Bishanga said:
M'jr tabu ya nini? Tafuta mwanamke mwenye hela umuoe,we unafikiri Filipo hana akili?
Copy: marejesho

Hahahahaaa we ushauri wako hata siutaki asee kwasababu zifuatazo,

Sitaki kuamka asubuhi na kuanzakujiuliza kama nimsalimie habari za asubuhi au "SHIKAMOO"
Sitaki kubadilisha majina yangu kutoka yale niliyonayo sasa na kuitwa "MARIO" au "SERENGETI BOY"
Sitaki kuwa na mawazo ya kama leo atapata katoto zaidi na akaanza kufikiria MKATABA tulionao,
Na inakuwaje pale mi nitakapokutana na kale nitakakokadondokea?

Haya kwa ufupi ushauri wako siutaki baki nao mwenyewe.........

CC snowhite

Bishanga · Apr 12, 2013

M'Jr said:
Hahahahaaa we ushauri wako hata siutaki asee kwasababu zifuatazo,

Sitaki kuamka asubuhi na kuanzakujiuliza kama nimsalimie habari za asubuhi au "SHIKAMOO"
Sitaki kubadilisha majina yangu kutoka yale niliyonayo sasa na kuitwa "MARIO" au "SERENGETI BOY"
Sitaki kuwa na mawazo ya kama leo atapata katoto zaidi na akaanza kufikiria MKATABA tulionao,
Na inakuwaje pale mi nitakapokutana na kale nitakakokadondokea?

Haya kwa ufupi ushauri wako siutaki baki nao mwenyewe.........

CC snowhite

Mbona nasikia snowhite in real life ni 'malkia wa nyuki' na anaishi muscat?

EJM_ · Apr 12, 2013

Bishanga said:
Mbona nasikia snowhite in real life ni 'malkia wa nyuki' na anaishi muscat?

Hahahahaaa hayo yako, mi nimemquote kama PARTNER wangu

stevoh · Apr 12, 2013

Mh! Kwanza pole sana mtoa mada na hii ni hali halisi ya maisha..
Bishanga naomba ushahidi tafwadhali...

Mamndenyi · Apr 12, 2013

hayo ndo maisha yetu ya kila siku bongo
ila kwa leo pole sana.

snowhite · Apr 12, 2013

M'Jr said:
Hahahahaaa hayo yako, mi nimemquote kama PARTNER wangu

partner achana na Bishanga!
pole kwa baridi!
pole kwa kukosa kikomba cha gahwa!
vipi,nikuandalie utapitia?
na kashata za nazi au karanga?

EJM_ · Apr 12, 2013

snowhite said:
partner achana na Bishanga!
pole kwa baridi!
pole kwa kukosa kikomba cha gahwa!
vipi,nikuandalie utapitia?
na kashata za nazi au karanga?

Asante sana partner,

Niandalie za Nazi za karanga si unajua tabu yake?
Ntapitia partner ondoa shaka

EJM_ · Apr 12, 2013

Mamndenyi said:
hayo ndo maisha yetu ya kila siku bongo
ila kwa leo pole sana.

Asante Mamndenyi, i missed your likes

snowhite · Apr 12, 2013

M'Jr said:
Asante sana partner,

Niandalie za Nazi za karanga si unajua tabu yake?
Ntapitia partner ondoa shaka

ahahahahhaha acha uoga partner!
basi usijali!
ngoja niingie mtamboni!

Chocs · Apr 12, 2013

Pole sana
Siku nyingine chukua tahadhari mapema.

EJM_ · Apr 12, 2013

Chocs said:
Pole sana
Siku nyingine chukua tahadhari mapema.

Hebu ninong'oneze Bishanga asisikie tahadhari gani nichue maana najua huwa anakulia target sana na zile swaga zake za 70s

Mamndenyi · Apr 12, 2013

don't worry
'like' tu isiwe tabu.

M'Jr said:
Asante Mamndenyi, i missed your likes

gfsonwin · Apr 12, 2013

snowhite said:
partner achana na Bishanga!
pole kwa baridi!
pole kwa kukosa kikomba cha gahwa!
vipi,nikuandalie utapitia?
na kashata za nazi au karanga?

sijui naruhusiwa kumchagulia??
muandalie za karaga na kahawa ya tangawizi.
kisha umpe uji wa pilipili manga aitupe baridi mkono.

taa mnunulie kandili mtilie mafuta,
na kalaptop mwazime yako imliwaze ama si ndo upatna tena huu??

Bishanga · Apr 12, 2013

stevoh said:
Mh! Kwanza pole sana mtoa mada na hii ni hali halisi ya maisha..
Bishanga naomba ushahidi tafwadhali...

Kwamba snowhite ni malkia wa nyuki yule wa ssc? Una shaka na hilo? Muulize Mamndenyi

Bishanga · Apr 12, 2013

M'Jr said:
Hebu ninong'oneze Bishanga asisikie tahadhari gani nichue maana najua huwa anakulia target sana na zile swaga zake za 70s

We unataka Judgement anifanyie sunna bila ganzi?

Bishanga · Apr 12, 2013

gfsonwin said:
sijui naruhusiwa kumchagulia??
muandalie za karaga na kahawa ya tangawizi.
kisha umpe uji wa pilipili manga aitupe baridi mkono.

taa mnunulie kandili mtilie mafuta,
na kalaptop mwazime yako imliwaze ama si ndo upatna tena huu??

We nae gfsonwin,juu ya nini unapotea hivi?

EJM_ · Apr 12, 2013

gfsonwin said:
sijui naruhusiwa kumchagulia??
muandalie za karaga na kahawa ya tangawizi.
kisha umpe uji wa pilipili manga aitupe baridi mkono.

taa mnunulie kandili mtilie mafuta,
na kalaptop mwazime yako imliwaze ama si ndo upatna tena huu??

Mburaaaa!

Asee si umefanya sasa naansa hata kubadili mawa-mawaso..........hiyo mchanganyiko wako si unasidi hata Mtori? Nimeupendaje sasa!

Hizi siku nyingine hizi haaa!

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