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ZeMangi

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Oct 21, 2011

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• Nov 19, 2011

• #201

Ni ujinga....
Ni ujinga....mh!nimesahau aisee

 

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giraffe

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Jun 6, 2010

630

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• Nov 21, 2011

• #202

Ni ujinga mtu at 50 kutumia condom wakati life span ni miaka 45

 

CtVKiLaZA

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Sep 13, 2011

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• Nov 21, 2011

• #203

giraffe said:

Ni ujinga mtu at 50 kutumia condom wakati life span ni miaka 45

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teh! teh! teh! u're right

 

CtVKiLaZA

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Sep 13, 2011

301

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• Nov 21, 2011

• #204

Ni ujinga na usio na kifani kuamka na kuanza kuongelea maisha ya mtu wakiti yeye akiamuka na kufanya maendeleo.

 

Jaguar

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Mar 6, 2011

3,440

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• Nov 21, 2011

• Thread starter
• #205

Ni ujinga kuitumbulia mimacho screen ya Tv yako wakati umeweka Mp3.

 

CtVKiLaZA

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Sep 13, 2011

301

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• Nov 21, 2011

• #206

Ni ujinga kumhamisha kitoa cha kazi mfanyakazi mzembe na mwizi

 

CtVKiLaZA

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Sep 13, 2011

301

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• Nov 21, 2011

• #207

Ni ujinga kujiita mwanaharakati wakati unaogopa kufa.

 

CtVKiLaZA

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Sep 13, 2011

301

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• Nov 21, 2011

• #208

Ni ujinga kushabikia katiba mpya wakati hata ya inayotumika huijui.

 

CtVKiLaZA

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Sep 13, 2011

301

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• Nov 21, 2011

• #209

Ni ujinga kuendelea kuamini eti mwili wa Osama ulitupwa baharini.

 

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dee dee

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Nov 2, 2010

76

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• Nov 21, 2011

• #210

Ni ujinga ukitaka kuongeza salio kwenye simu yako unaenda dukani unamwambia muuza duka nipatie " Voda Dollor Mbili" haiitwi dola ni shilingi we Nunda sema tu vocha

 

CtVKiLaZA

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Sep 13, 2011

301

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• Nov 21, 2011

• #211

Ni ujinga kuendelea kutoa lawama bila kuchukua hatua.

 

Mzee Dogo

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Nov 13, 2010

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• Nov 22, 2011

• #212

[FONT=MingLiU_HKSCS]Ni ujinga kuwa mwanachama wa CCM halafu unadai wewe sio gamba![/FONT]

 

LexAid

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Jul 5, 2011

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• Nov 22, 2011

• #213

Ni ujinga kutotumia CONDOM ukidhani inapunguza ladha!

 

Angel Nylon

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Jul 26, 2011

10,660

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• Nov 23, 2011

• #214

Ni ujinga kukoga mara 4 kwa siku na bado ukawa na minongo. Maji yenyewe Tz ya tabu......................

 

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Mutambukamalogo

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Jan 25, 2011

397

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• Nov 23, 2011

• #215

Ni ujinga kujamba katikati ya hadhara ukijiaminisha sauti ya ushuzi haitosikika. Harufu itakuumbua wewe!

 

kingxvi

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Feb 11, 2011

879

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• Nov 23, 2011

• #216

Ujinga ni kufikiria eti ukiandika na
CAPITAL LETTERS unashout,na
ukiandika na small letters
unawhisper.

 

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STAM BOY

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Jul 19, 2011

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• Nov 23, 2011

• #217

Ni ujinga.....Kujikuna sehemu nyeti halafu ukiona hakuna anayekuangalia unanusa.

 

Jimmy Romio

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Sep 29, 2011

367

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• Nov 23, 2011

• #218

Ni ujinga kukata simu baada ya mazungumzo wakati umepigiwa

Ni ujinga kuangalia salio kwenye simu baada ya kupigiwa sumu

Ni ujinga, ukipigiwa simu kuweka kidole kwenye kitufe cha kukatia simu wakati unaongea

Ni ujinga kupiga chafa na mluzi kwa wakati mmoja

Na mwisho ni ujinga kutoa maukoko puani wakati uko kwenye kadamnasi.

 

Jimmy Romio

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Sep 29, 2011

367

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• Nov 23, 2011

• #219

STAM BOY said:

Ni ujinga.....Kujikuna sehemu nyeti halafu ukiona hakuna anayekuangalia unanusa.

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teh teh..! Nina ujinga wa kunusa soksi kila nitapozivua, yaani niko addicted haswa!

 

Hmaster

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Dec 27, 2010

346

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• Nov 24, 2011

• #220

Ni ujinga kukataa kinywaji kilichofunguliwa toka counter wakati juice inayoletwa kwenye glass ya wazi unaipokea!