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Jaguar

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(1)Ni ujinga kubembeleza simu wakati ikilia.>>(2)Ni ujinga nurse kumuamsha mgonjwa halafu anamwambia aamke ameze dawa ya kumpa usingizi.>>>(3)Ni ujinga kupaka easy black kichwani wakati una kipara.>>>(3)Ni ujinga kupeleka nguo D.T DOBIE ukifikiria ati huko ni laundry.>>>(4)Ni ujinga kuinua miguu juu wakati upo ndani ya gari linalopita kwenye dimbwi la maji machafu>>>.(5)Ni ujinga kusema nothing is impossible while you do nothing everyday.>>>(6)Ni ujinga kusema;To answer this call,PRESS ANY KEY!Can you show that ANY KEY on your phone keypads?Endeleaaaa.
 

Mentor

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Ujinga ni kumchokoza Ussain Bolt alafu unakimbia!

Ujinga ni kumtumia mtu success card, halafu nje ina picha ya Arsenal!

Ujinga ni kufikiria Juma Nature ni mtoto wa Mother Nature!

Ujinga ni kumsalimia supporter wa arsenal, "umeshindaje"..hahahahaha
 
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daughter

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Ujinga ni kumchokoza Ussain Bolt alafu unakimbia!<br />
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Ujinga ni kumtumia mtu success card, halafu nje ina picha ya Arsenal!<br />
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Ujinga ni kufikiria Juma Nature ni mtoto wa Mother Nature!<br />
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Ujinga ni kumsalimia supporter wa arsenal, &quot;umeshindaje&quot;..hahahahaha
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we ni mnoma.. Ujinga ni kuwa fan wa asenali
 

Jaguar

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we ni mnoma.. Ujinga ni kuwa fan wa asenali
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Ni ujinga kujifanya supporter wa arsenal halafu ikiyumba unakimbia.>>>Mentor ananiambia mimi(jaguar) kama shabiki wa Arsenal sifai kuogea sabuni ya Mshindi.
 

Jaguar

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Nilimuuliza mwanangu Elvis swali hil;6+2=?,akajibu:Arsenal,nimemtandika bakora mpaka sasa bado analia eti nimemuonea bure!
 

Jaguar

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Ni ujinga kuropoka kwenye mtihani kwamba mtihani sio wenyewe wakati kabla ya mtihani uli-solve gaka fake.
 

Amyner

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Ni ujinga ukiwa unasikiliza taarifa za habari jirani akapita karibu na wewe ukamsalimu kwa kumuuliza "habari za leo?!"
 
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