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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Sep 18, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    (1)Ni ujinga kubembeleza simu wakati ikilia.>>(2)Ni ujinga nurse kumuamsha mgonjwa halafu anamwambia aamke ameze dawa ya kumpa usingizi.>>>(3)Ni ujinga kupaka easy black kichwani wakati una kipara.>>>(3)Ni ujinga kupeleka nguo D.T DOBIE ukifikiria ati huko ni laundry.>>>(4)Ni ujinga kuinua miguu juu wakati upo ndani ya gari linalopita kwenye dimbwi la maji machafu>>>.(5)Ni ujinga kusema nothing is impossible while you do nothing everyday.>>>(6)Ni ujinga kusema;To answer this call,PRESS ANY KEY!Can you show that ANY KEY on your phone keypads?Endeleaaaa.
     
  2. e2themiza

    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha! Number one follower apa tehe! Tehe umetisha aisee! Ni ujinga mie kuendelea kujibu hii thread wakati cna ujinga wa kusema.
     
  3. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    Duh...umemaliza mjadala
     
  4. Apollo

    Apollo JF-Expert Member

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    Namba (2) ni nzuri mno. :)
     
  5. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    duuuh hyo ya nurse ndo nimechoooka
     
  6. OTIS

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    LOL! nimecheka.
     
  7. Globu

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    Ni ujinga kusoma hii thread.
     
  8. Mentor

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    Ujinga ni kumchokoza Ussain Bolt alafu unakimbia!

    Ujinga ni kumtumia mtu success card, halafu nje ina picha ya Arsenal!
     
  9. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Ujinga ni kumchokoza Ussain Bolt alafu unakimbia!

    Ujinga ni kumtumia mtu success card, halafu nje ina picha ya Arsenal!

    Ujinga ni kufikiria Juma Nature ni mtoto wa Mother Nature!

    Ujinga ni kumsalimia supporter wa arsenal, "umeshindaje"..hahahahaha
     
  10. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    we ni mnoma.. Ujinga ni kuwa fan wa asenali
     
  11. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ni ujinga kujifanya supporter wa arsenal halafu ikiyumba unakimbia.>>>Mentor ananiambia mimi(jaguar) kama shabiki wa Arsenal sifai kuogea sabuni ya Mshindi.
     
  12. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Nilimuuliza mwanangu Elvis swali hil;6+2=?,akajibu:Arsenal,nimemtandika bakora mpaka sasa bado analia eti nimemuonea bure!
     
  13. Husninyo

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    Ni ujinga ku...,.........
    Nitarudi b'dae.
     
  14. mdeki

    mdeki JF-Expert Member

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    ninujinga kuendelea kuichagua ccm baada ya miaka 50
     
  15. Bushbaby

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    Ni ujinga Konda kuuliza "kuna mtu mwenye silver anisaidie" wakati hela (sarafu) zetu zote ni za Gold.....
     
  16. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ni ujinga kuropoka kwenye mtihani kwamba mtihani sio wenyewe wakati kabla ya mtihani uli-solve gaka fake.
     
  17. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ni ujinga kwa mzee wa miaka 80 kupima ukimwi ili aishi kwa matumaini!
     
  18. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    Ni ujinga ukiwa unasikiliza taarifa za habari jirani akapita karibu na wewe ukamsalimu kwa kumuuliza "habari za leo?!"
     
  19. olele

    olele JF-Expert Member

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    Ni ujinga kumpigia mtu simu na kumuulizia namba yake ya simu.
     
  20. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Ujinga nikuishabikia man wanaojiita mashetani wekundu inamaana unashabikia shetani
     
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