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Miguu michafu ya kina Hazzard. Miguu Iliyobeba nyayo zenye vumbi la dhambi. Ilipothubutu tu kuikanyaga ardhi takatifu ya mji wa Roma. Ardhi ikapiga kelele ishara ya kwamba kuna watu wamekuja kuitia najisi nchi. Ndipo gavana katili wa mji wa Roma akawauliza Dzeko na El Shalaw. Mnataka nimfanyeje CHELSEA?!! Zikasikika kelele ASULUBIWE! ASULUBIWE!
Basi gavana akaamuru Chelsea atendewe kama watu wa mji wa Roma watakavyo.
Roma wakamtwaa Chelsea, wakamfanyia dhihaka kwa kumvika nepi kichwani, kisha wakamnyoa ndevu kwa vijinga vya moto.
Wakamtundika kwenye mbao zilizotengezwa mfano wa msalaba. Kisha wakampigilia misumari mikubwa mi 3. Mikononi na miguuni. Juu ya kichwa chake wakaweka kibao chenye maneno ya kiitaliano.. Mosi serta hora inserta. Yaani, HUYU NDIYE MFALME WA LIGI KUU YA ENGLAND.
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Mkuu naomba unitafsirie hapoDate: 31st October 2017 at 8:30pm
Chelsea fans took to Twitter to slaughter Gary Cahill for his first-half display in their Champions League clash against Roma.
Two goals from Stephan El Shaarawy put the Italian club 2-0 up at half-time of the showdown in Rome to give the visitors a mountain to climb in the second period.
Cahill returned to the Chelsea starting XI after being omitted at the weekend when they secured a 1-0 Premier League win against Bournemouth.
The England international was selected on the right side of a three-man defence that also included David Luiz and Antonio Rudiger, flanked by wing-back pair Cesar Azpilicueta and Marcos Alonso.
Cahill was not directly at fault for either of El Shaarawy’s goals, which came after 42 seconds through a brilliant strike and then an opportunist goal after a Rudiger error.
But Chelsea fans took to social media en masse to lay into their 31-year-old most senior central defender.
This Is Futbol has rounded up some of the best tweets:
Cahill Luiz Rüdiger just doesn’t work
Jays Snocky @JaySnocky
Cahill is our worst captain ever ffs
11:31 PM - Oct 31, 2017
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DAN @_mrdj
Each time Cahill start all these is normal. Lol
11:24 PM - Oct 31, 2017
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Aaron Wyn @AaronWyn
Didn’t play Cahill on Saturday & we didn’t concede, playing him tonight and we concede 2
11:24 PM - Oct 31, 2017
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Ryan Drury @CKNX_Drury
No clue why Conte seems intent on Cahill over Christensen. And what Rudiger was doing I’ll never know. Horrid.
11:28 PM - Oct 31, 2017
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brad @ChelseaCentric
Replying to @Matt_Law_DT
Surely he’s being pressured to play Cahill..... he can’t willingly select him. 100% clean sheet ratio without him.
11:28 PM - Oct 31, 2017
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Ad Wojtkowiak @AdWojtkowiak
Back five producing a solid performance on Saturday was dismantled to accommodate Gary Cahill. Let that sink in.
11:29 PM - Oct 31, 2017 · Dzierzgoń gmina, Polska
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chepe @brackstrider
tell me why Gary Cahill is playing on the right side
11:29 PM - Oct 31, 2017 · Mata de Plátano, Puerto Rico
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IconicMusonda @IconicMusonda
Cahill ain't at fault just de stabilises the defence completely
11:30 PM - Oct 31, 2017
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koby¹⁷ @SimplyMount
we don’t play cahill, we keep a clean sheet. we play cahill and we concede.
coincidence? i think not
11:31 PM - Oct 31, 2017
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Gary Cahill is actually a millionaire and must be the worst defender ive ever seen
— Sam Matthews (@sammatthews46) October 31, 2017