Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[kadoda11]

wewe jizee kuukuu upo mitandaoni unabishana na watoto.. kumbuka miaka kumi tu uanze kuvalisha napi.. use this senior age well comrade

ni kweli nipo 60s but at least kwenye uzee wangu tayari kuna vitu vya msingi nilisha achieve nilipokuwa kijana.mke mzuri, nyumba za kisasa, magari, investment mbalimbali etc.

wewe on your late 20s mpaka leo huna jambo la maana ulilo achieve, may be smartphone.

elimu yako haijaweza kukusaidia kupata job...umebaki kupiga porojo kwenye social media.

 

[Lusematic]

Huyu naye ni bora mngemfanya awe mcheza ndondi angewapeperushia flag ya taifa

 

[AbassChizzy]

African Precious
Huyu ndiye baba wa Africa kafanya makubwa kwa africa wakati wengine walikuwa bado wanakumbatia wazungu
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The father of failure..who can forget that his policy of ujamaa was a big flop...amd its the reason why tz is still an ldc till now

 

[kadoda11]

hasira hii sasa senior

jizee sijawahi kuwa na hasira.... nadhani unanijuwa... muulize yule kilaza wa kupandisha hasira collo mzii atakwambia.

 

[Jay456watt]

ni kweli nipo 60s but at least kwenye uzee wangu tayari kuna vitu vya msingi nilisha achieve nilipokuwa kijana.mke mzuri, nyumba za kisasa, magari, investment mbalimbali etc.

wewe on your late 20s mpaka leo huna jambo la maana ulilo achieve, may be smartphone.

elimu yako haijaweza kukusaidia kupata job...umebaki kupiga porojo kwenye social media.

hii ndio tunaita machungu ya uzeeni...untamani sana kuwa kijana ila wapi

.hivi wazee wapo wanasoma magazeti sio kutumia social media

mwili umekataa..mara pressure, mara mgongo unauma...bibi hatoshelezwi chumbani

mti umekataa kusimama

mti umechoka

...hayo mihela yanakusaidia kivipi

 

[ulemsee]

Dondoo za kule Twitter
Kwani majirani walinunua Dreamliner bonoko?

 

[kadoda11]

hii ndio tunaita machungu ya uzeeni...untamani sana kuwa kijana ila wapi

.hivi wazee wapo wanasoma magazeti sio kutumia social media

mwili umekataa..mara pressure, mara mgongo unauma...bibi hatoshelezwi chumbani

mti umekataa kusimama

mti umechoka

...hayo mihela yanakusaidia kivipi

njoo tz nikuajiri kijana....utazeekea hapo kenya ukiwa hata salary slip yako hujawahi kuishika....najua kazi za juakali hazina salary slip.ujobless huujawshi kumuacha salama kijana wa kikenya.

pls be careful usijingize kwenye ukora cos hessy hatakuacha...copper itakula kichwa yako.

 

[Jay456watt]

njoo tz nikuajiri kijana....utazeekea hapo kenya ukiwa hata salary slip yako hujawahi kuishika....najua kazi za juakali hazina salary slip.ujobless huujawshi kumuacha salama kijana wa kikenya.

pls be careful usijingize kwenye ukora cos hessy hatakuacha...copper itakula kichwa yako.

sawa lijizee...kapumzike najua mwili umechoka

 

[Lusematic]

The father of failure..who can forget that his policy of ujamaa was a big flop...amd its the reason why tz is still an ldc till now

Zilipendwa.........huyo jamaa ni bright balaa hakuna aliyemuweza africa nzima

 

[Lusematic]

Dondoo za kule Twitter
Kwani majirani walinunua Dreamliner bonoko?View attachment 837206

Nadhani kimetumika kiswahili chepesi nakinachoeleweka

 

[ichoboy01]

Hakuna jasho mnatutoa nyinyi infact Jasho inatoka kwetu ni ju ya vichekesho vyenyu mara ohh asiyefurahi ndege atajuta ohh Modern electric train in Africa ohh Bagamoyo mara ohh Kijikoyanyama ohh Gorofa tatu za blue & in real sense on a level ground mnajua tu vizuri mko nyuma yetu kwa kila kitu mkianza udaku hapo mlitushinda but at the end of the day....
*Largest Economy=kenya
*Most developed city=Nairobi
*Best education facilities=Kenya
*Largest port=kenya
*Business hub=kenya
*Aviation hub=kenya
*Medical hub=kenya
*Best road network=kenya
*Innovation hub=kenya
*SGR=kenya
*Industrial giant=kenya

Tanzania?
*Largest economy= tuta
*SGR= tuta
*Bagamoyo= tuta
*Business= syntax error
*Road network= unpaved/tuta
*Education=
*Industry=chumvi/Azam
*Aviation=tuta
*Economic status=LDC

#We lead you follow! Period na tusibishane, these are raw facts sio siri.

sijapata kuona maneno yakitikea kwenye makende kama haya😂😂👆👆👆
eti most developed city with jungle of slums and unemployment rate😝😝😝

kusikia tanzania inajenga modern electric train in africa munakufa mkijiona huku mchina kawachakaza mbaya

ukija kwenye medical my friend hio toa uchafu kwenye ubongo ni sector gani ya medical utaieleza tanzania wewe😅😅

ama kweli dunia simama niteremke sijapata kuskia pumba toka hii thread imeanzishwa kama leo😝😝😝👆👆👆👆

 

[LightYagami]

Hakuna jasho mnatutoa nyinyi infact Jasho inatoka kwetu ni ju ya vichekesho vyenyu mara ohh asiyefurahi ndege atajuta ohh Modern electric train in Africa ohh Bagamoyo mara ohh Kijikoyanyama ohh Gorofa tatu za blue & in real sense on a level ground mnajua tu vizuri mko nyuma yetu kwa kila kitu mkianza udaku hapo mlitushinda but at the end of the day....
*Largest Economy=kenya
*Most developed city=Nairobi
*Best education facilities=Kenya
*Largest port=kenya
*Business hub=kenya
*Aviation hub=kenya
*Medical hub=kenya
*Best road network=kenya
*Innovation hub=kenya
*SGR=kenya
*Industrial giant=kenya

Tanzania?
*Largest economy= tuta
*SGR= tuta
*Bagamoyo= tuta
*Business= syntax error
*Road network= unpaved/tuta
*Education=
*Industry=chumvi/Azam
*Aviation=tuta
*Economic status=LDC

#We lead you follow! Period na tusibishane, these are raw facts sio siri.

Na umesahau cherehani tano hahaha

 

[LightYagami]

likijana lijobless la kikenya....upo 20 something na mpaka leo huna ajira ya maana. smh

Job is some form of slavery mate. Dont be proud kuamka kufanyia mtu mwingine kazi na kumwita boss

 

[ichoboy01]

Na umesahau cherehani tano hahaha

hii ni underconstruction au sio😂😂👇👇

 

[ichoboy01]

hasira hii sasa senior

ebana we mtu upo kweli😂😂😂

 

[ichoboy01]

ebu waambie hakuna ubishi hapo

Nairobi inaongoza fullstop na tusibishane

labda iongoze kwenye slums😂😂😂

 

[LightYagami]

hii ni underconstruction au sio😂😂👇👇
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relax man. Yaliyopita si ndwele

 

[ichoboy01]

Fucking asshole ...shenzi aliyezaliwa na mama kahabaView attachment 837185

ndugu huko unakoelekea ni kubaya sasa hakuna mtu alishawah kumtukana kenyatta hapa so jaribu kujiheshimu

 

[ichoboy01]

relax man. Yaliyopita si ndwele

😂😂😂😂😂 kueni serious man

 

[ichoboy01]

relax man. Yaliyopita si ndwele

yani tukianza kupost project zilizo underconstruction kwa dar tutakimbiana humu mujue😂😂😂😂😂