Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Mnazunguuka. 😂😂😂
Dom outer ring 115 km.

Vs

Nairobi-Murua road 84 km.

Dom outer ring road is the longest dual carriage way in the Region. Mkitaka kulia mlie. Msitutajie kitu ambacho hakipo ground. 😂😂😂😂

Kenyatta kawaharibu, hawataki kukubali ukweli

 

[Traveller D]

Huyo ana stress za kampuni yake uchwara kupigwa ban marekani. 😂😂😂

Nilianza kumshuku Nilivyoona energy yake ya kujibizana imebadilika. 😂😂😂 imagine limeondoka kenya kwasababu he failed to secure a decent job or quality living standard while at home halafu linafika hadi US na huko limefeli pia. 😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

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Kumbe mwaiofhawaii ni mufilisi. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Anapata wapi nguvu ya kutupia kelele hapa?

 

[babayao255]

Nilianza kumshuku Nilivyoona energy yake ya kujibizana imebadilika. 😂😂😂 imagine umeondoka kenya kwasababu he failed to secure a decent job or quality living standard while at home halafu unafika hadi US na huko limefeli pia. 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

Nilianza kumshuku Nilivyoona energy yake ya kujibizana imebadilika. 😂😂😂 imagine limeondoka kenya kwasababu he failed to secure a decent job or quality living standard while at home halafu linafika hadi US na huko limefeli pia. 😂😂😂

Sisi waswahili tunasema mwaiofhawaii anatembea na laana.

mwaiofhawaii nenda kasafishe makaburi ya babu zako uondoe mikosi

 

[Traveller D]

😂😂😂
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Jamaa ni lidwanzi kweli. 😂😂😂 sasa litarudi kubeba box hadi litoke kibyongo.

 

[babayao255]

Kumbe mwaiofhawaii ni mufilisi. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Anapata wapi nguvu ya kutupia kelele hapa?

Huyu tungekuwa na roho mbaya tungemrudisha nyeri. 😂😂😂

 

[babayao255]

Jamaa ni lidwanzi kweli. 😂😂😂 sasa litarudi kubeba box hadi litoke kibyongo.

Huyo kaolewa US. 😂😂😂
Nashuku huyo Shirley ndo kamuoa, ngoja nitaingia kwenye Department inayohusiana na hayo mambo tujue.
Badala ubaki kwenu uone unaamua kwenda zako US kuolewa!

 

[babayao255]

😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

Huyo kaolewa US. 😂😂😂
Nashuku huyo Shirley ndo kamuoa, ngoja nitaingia kwenye Department inayohusiana na hayo mambo tujue.
Badala ubaki kwenu uone unaamua kwenda zako US kuolewa!

Kwahiyo mtaro unazibuliwa na basha la kizungu? Mungu wangu 😮😮😮

 

[babayao255]

Kwahiyo mtaro unazibuliwa na basha la kizungu? Mungu wangu 😮😮😮

Kaolewa na mwanamke but mwanamke ndo ana power kumzidi. 😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

Kaolewa na mwanamke but mwanamke ndo ana power kumzidi. 😂😂😂

Utumwa huu!! Kwahiyo ni jogoo asiye wika

 

[babayao255]

Utumwa huu!! Kwahiyo ni jogoo asiye wika

Mke akikohoa mjinga anaitika. 😂😂😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

He even said Nairobi has 10 electric buses only.😂😂
I literally commented on the video where he declared the Nairobi - Marua road to be 84km. I explained to him that there's a difference between a project and the whole Highway lakini wapi. He went ahead and announced Dodoma to be the longest dual carriageway in East Africa. Nashangaa vile Nairobi - Mau Summit itaisha anasemaje?😂

Bertin trip to Kenya had a political agenda to serve his Sisiemu masters…. No other explanation…. His lies were so obvious 💯💯🤮

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/NtodjrskDA0?is=0bnPJYkL1Rx4PvkB

 

[President of China]

Mke akikohoa mjinga anaitika. 😂😂😂

Kaka hiyo ni laana. Mwanaume aliyekamilika ni kichwa cha familia, but mwaiofhawaii yeye ni matako ya familia.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Official flying toilet song

View: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSgXVqHBH/

Kenyans have a sense of humor… if a Tanzanian made an official song for shared pit latrines and showers in Uswaziland, i guarantee Mama’s goons would pay them a visit 💯😂😂😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Kaka hiyo ni laana. Mwanaume aliyekamilika ni kichwa cha familia, but mwaiofhawaii yeye ni matako ya familia.

All this distraction to escape the pain of sharing “ your village mall”… Leo uko na stress…I will keep reminding you every time 😂😂😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

Kenyans have a sense of humor… if a Tanzanian made an official song for shared pit latrines and showers in Uswaziland, i guarantee Mama’s goons would pay them a visit 💯😂😂😂

Kaka nakuhurumia sana. Kwanini uteswe na mwanamke? Sema lolote sisi tupo tayari kukusaidia 😢😢😢

 

[President of China]

All this distraction to escape the pain of sharing “ your village mall”… Leo uko na stress…I will keep reminding you every time 😂😂😂😂😂

Baada ya kuambiwa kuwa umeolewa, siwe kukunyanyapaa. Wewe kaka ni mlemavu