Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[kennedy0000]

Kwani unadhani Dar iko na soko moja

Pumbavu wewe.
Tunarekebisha soko moja Nairobi, unaleta mambo ya soko halihusiki Dar vumbi ati ni kucompare.

Kariokor yenyewe inakaa kama ilijengwa Central Africa Republic 1970s.
Hio ikabishane na soko La Kangundo road, Nairobi, na itashindwa saa mbili asubuhi.

Alafu, 99% of bongolala hawajawahi ata kununua nyanya supermarket. Even those with money 😂

Kenya watu kununua matunda, viazi na vitunguu supermarket ni jambo la kawaida. Especially within neighborhood suburbs and estates.
Soko kila mahali tuliachia LDC kama nyinyi.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

It's so annoying when the laugh is forced and you know it's forced

Just coz you don’t get the joke , it’s not my problem…….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Traxtion]

Pumbavu wewe.
Tunarekebisha soko moja Nairobi, unaleta mambo ya soko halihusiki Dar vumbi ati ni kucompare.

Kariokor yenyewe inakaa kama ilijengwa Central Africa Republic 1970s.
Hio ikabishane na soko La Kangundo road, Nairobi, na itashindwa saa mbili asubuhi.

Alafu, 99% of bongolala hawajawahi ata kununua nyanya supermarket. Even those with money 😂

Kenya watu kununua matunda, viazi na vitunguu supermarket ni jambo la kawaida. Especially within neighborhood suburbs and estates.
Soko kila mahali tuliachia LDC kama nyinyi.

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Soko la Mkoa wa Njombe ni zuri kuliko hii takataka umepost hapa

 

[RRONDO]

Kwamba hizi ni vitu za ku flex.? 😂😂😂

Ila ndugu zangu mna kazi sana kubishana na hawa wapuuzi. Nilidhani yule aliekuwa anaona tzs 1.3m ni hela nyingi wa ajabu sana leo naona mtu anaetukana watu humu anaona choo cha maji ni kitu cha ajabu?! Duh mna kazi ngumu sana.

 

[kennedy0000]

Soko la Mkoa wa Njombe ni zuri kuliko hii takataka umepost hapa
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Is this a public market? It looks like a mall in Eastleigh.

Kitale market. Trans Nzoia county

Diani market


View: https://x.com/ray_omollo/status/2083014726477394204

 

[Teargass]

Just coz you don’t get the joke , it’s not my problem…….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He can't connect one plus one together, by the way most Tanzanians huwa hawashikanishi jokes🤣😂

 

[Teargass]

Soko la Mkoa wa Njombe ni zuri kuliko hii takataka umepost hapa
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Kwa mambo ya masoko ndio msijaribu sasa🤣😂

 

[nairobae]

He can't connect one plus one together, by the way most Tanzanians huwa hawashikanishi jokes🤣😂

Hata sarcasm hua pita, wako nje mbaya sana.

 

[Traxtion]

Is this a public market? It looks like a mall in Eastleigh.

Kitale market. Trans Nzoia county
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Diani market


View: https://x.com/ray_omollo/status/2083014726477394204

It looks very ugly
Angalia hili soko la Mwanza

 

[Teargass]

Wachawi wameona hii kweli?😂😂


View: https://x.com/i/status/2085659424434029045

 

[babayao255]

View: https://x.com/akech_andrew/status/2085796625079849069?s=46

 

[Geza Ulole]

Wachawi wameona hii kweli?😂😂


View: https://x.com/i/status/2085659424434029045

hahah reaction ya kilichotokea jana! Yaani Dangote ana-stoop so low!

 

[kennedy0000]

It looks very ugly
Angalia hili soko la Mwanza
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Then just as ugly as the main market in Dar vumbi.

The small town of Kitale clearly took inspiration from Bongolala's most famous market, or the communist brutalist design it copied.

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[Teargass]

View: https://x.com/akech_andrew/status/2085796625079849069?s=46

😂😂🤣👇👇
"It was not clear what would eventually be built at Tanga and at what cost.."

 

[Teargass]

hahah reaction ya kilichotokea jana! Yaani Dangote ana-stoop so low!

Reaction ya MoU?🤣🤣🤣👇

 

[Nicxie]

Ila ndugu zangu mna kazi sana kubishana na hawa wapuuzi. Nilidhani yule aliekuwa anaona tzs 1.3m ni hela nyingi wa ajabu sana leo naona mtu anaetukana watu humu anaona choo cha maji ni kitu cha ajabu?! Duh mna kazi ngumu sana.

Kumbe nawe pia ni wa pit latrine 😂😂😂

 

[Teargass]

Yaani Dangote ana-stoop so low!

Unaumia ukiwa wapi?

 

[Traxtion]

Then just as ugly as the main market in Dar vumbi.

The small town of Kitale clearly took inspiration from Bongolala's most famous market, or the communist brutalist design it copied.

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Hiyo ya Kitale ni very ugly. Kama wamepata inspiration kutoka Kariakoo, well they've failed coz Kariakoo is beautiful na hiyo ya Kitale sijui hata ni nini mmejenga

 

[President of China]

Heri nikose akili kuliko kuamini MoU🤣🤣😂😂

Tunashukuru kuelewa kuwa huna akili

 

[President of China]

Hii Uchumi360 si ni ile blog ya President of China 😂😂
I'm giving you sources from the horses mouth. The official statement by Uganda state house.

Uganda wabia wetu hawalalamikii but Kuduland 24/7 wapo kwenye social media wanalalamika kama refinery inajengwa kenya.