Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

they say if you can't beat them join them or try to imitate their moves. [emoji23]

finally kenyans have decided to create their own diamond platnumz who impersonate diamond platnumz appearance and activities.

they have also created a parody account on instagram that features photos and videos of their fake diamond platnumz.

big up to comedian eric omond for coming up with this brilliant idea. i like it because it proves tanzania is one hundred miles ahead in music industry than kenya.

otherwise they wouldn't create a fake diamond platnumz who is kenyan out of the original one who is a tanzanian[emoji23]

in my life,i have never seen a tanzanian that struggles to look like kenyan.
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even USA is following each and everything that's happening in north korea regardless how small and weak north korea is.
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Then you must be the freshest minted idiot on the planet if you think the minuscule N.Korea is no threat to the world and not only to the US. In the same vain,whatever happens to Kenya as the anchor state in this region is bound to cascade down right to your doorstep in Mbeya or wherever you are in Tz. Live with that!
 

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Obsessed with Bongo[emoji123]
 
you are right
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good job kenyans
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alaf ndio walikua wanamuomb mseven apeleke bomba la mafuta lamuπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
 
somalis are not that kind of people you can mess with....they speak and immediately put their words into action.

niliwahi kuzungumzia issue ya lamu siku tatu zilizopita na nikaweka screenshot toka twitter.

haya leo tunasikia tayari washafanya kweli huko lamu. wasomali wanaitaka lamu.
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hiki ndio kilichotokea leo huko lamu.
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poleni majirani, ila msilazimishe lamu iwe kenya, kama vipi waachieni wasomali lamu yao ili kuepusha maafa zaidi ya kujitakia.
 
Ni sababu hakuna masoko kama Tanzania mpaka us wana public markets yanaitwa farmers markets

Public market in Nairobi


Kwa hali hii ni lazima uchukie kushop hapo sikushangai


Can you update yourself! This used to be the weekly ''Maasai Market'' for curio and craft along Slip-Road feeding into Globe Roundabout more than 6 years ago!
 
acha trump atuite shitshole. tunastahili.

baadhi ya vinchi vya africa vina ujinga sana. imagine unakaa katika nchi halafu watu wa kabila fulani tu ndio wanajiona wana haki ya kutawala nchi.mfano ni wakikuyu nchini kenya.matokeo yake chuki za ukabila haziweshi isha.


unakaa katika nchi ambayo rais wake hataki kutoka madarakani, kila muhula wake unapokaribia kuisha, anatengeza mazingira ya kubadili vifungu vya katiba ili aongeze mda wa kukaa madarani. kama huu sio u-shitshole ni nini.mambo kama haya ndio husabisha unnecessary military coup na umwagaji damu katika nchi.

i'm with donald trump in this 1000%.we are shitsholes.sorry for being on the supporting side.
 
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