Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Traxtion]

Moshi Town 🇹🇿🇹🇿
Wakenya msiumie, na nyinyi mnacho hicho kichuguu chenu 😂😂

 

[Nicxie]

Ila hii ripoti sio sawa.
Wakenya wana wivu na hila sana.
Ni Uganda na Kenya, lakini mwandishi kasema nchi zote tatu jambo ambalo sio kweli.

Mnasumbuka na mambo ya Kenya wakati kwenu kunawaka moto! I fail to understand this obsession you have with Kenya

 

[stakehigh]

Ila hii ripoti sio sawa.
Wakenya wana wivu na hila sana.
Ni Uganda na Kenya, lakini mwandishi kasema nchi zote tatu jambo ambalo sio kweli.

kwan hujawazoea tu hawa wazungu weusi

 

[stakehigh]

Mnasumbuka na mambo ya Kenya wakati kwenu kunawaka moto! I fail to understand this obsession you have with Kenya
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hakuna ripoti yoyote ya tanzania imetolewa, infact all the papers tulizopost apa, infact its impossible to have a negative report since most stadiums za Tanzania tayar zimeshafika CAT 4 standard, in simple words any final match can be played there of which it has already hosted 2 CAF finals, 1 ! african champions league opening, even the zanzibar stadium has hosted CAF final, so stay with your report

 

[stakehigh]

Wazee wa kupika data mazee dah

TOP 20 AFRICAN COUNTRIES BY PROJECTED NOMINAL GDP IN 2026 (in USD Billion)

1). SOUTH AFRICA 🇿🇦 : ~$443.64 billion

2). EGYPT 🇪🇬: ~$399.51 billion

3). NIGERIA 🇳🇬: ~$334.34 billion

4). ALGERIA 🇩🇿: ~$284.98 billion

5). MOROCCO 🇲🇦: ~$196.12 billion

6). KENYA 🇰🇪: ~$140.87 billion

7). THIOPIA 🇪🇹: ~$125.00 billion

8). GHANA 🇬🇭: ~$113.49 billion

9). LIBYA 🇱🇾: ~$111.45 billion

10). ANGOLA 🇦🇴: ~$109.86 billion

11). TANZANIA 🇹🇿: ~$95.35 billion

12). CÔTE D'IVOIRE 🇨🇮. : ~$88.13 billion

13). DR CONGO 🇨🇩: ~$72.46 billion

14). UGANDA 🇺🇬: ~$67.52 billion

15). CAMEROON 🇨🇲: ~$60.43 billion

16). TUNISIA 🇹🇳 : ~$55.43 billion

17). ZIMBABWE 🇿🇼: ~$49.16 billion

18). SENEGAL 🇸🇳: ~$39.99 billion

19). SUDAN 🇸🇩: ~$39.47 billion

20). GABON 🇬🇦: $22.73 billion in 2026

Note: Rankings may fluctuate based on final 2026 IMF data releases and currency valuation changes.
African Countries

EBu lipeni kwanza CAF fees hizo numbers tushaziona sana

 

[Nicxie]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DWeSkknjF8w/

Macau? 🤣🤣🤣
You are celebrating victory against Macau, a country that has not won any competitive match in their last nine attempts prior to meeting you (8 losses, 1 draw). The other day, you were beaten by Liechtenstein, a country that has never tested victory in NINE consecutive games until they met Nyamwezi hunters and gatherers and felt how victory tastes like!

Today you are celebrating victory against a country with a population of 700k people and ranking number 193 in the world!

 

[Nicxie]

hakuna ripoti yoyote ya tanzania imetolewa

Kwa hivyo hiyo ripoti nimetoa hapo juu ni ya Burundi?

 

[stakehigh]

Macau? 🤣🤣🤣
You are celebrating victory against Macau, a country that has not won any competitive match in their last nine attempts prior to meeting you (8 losses, 1 draw). The other day, you were beaten by Liechtenstein, a country that has never tested victory in NINE consecutive games until they met Nyamwezi hunters and gatherers and felt how victory tastes like!

Today you are celebrating victory against a country with a population of 700k people and ranking number 193 in the world!

You are years away from understanding football, Your elders wakusaidie utoke uko ulipo

 

[stakehigh]

Kwa hivyo hiyo ripoti nimetoa hapo juu ni ya Burundi?

Uko sawa up stairs? unajua category of CAF stadiums? unaenda kuangalia nn uwanja ushavuka CAF needed standards? unajua kwanza maana ya CAF stadium CATEGORIES?

 

[Nicxie]

You are years away from understanding football, Your elders wakusaidie utoke uko ulipo

I know how much nyamwezis hate facts. You ain't alone

 

[stakehigh]

I know how much nyamwezis hate facts. You ain't alone

hujui mpira thats all i can say and sjui tunakusaidia vp, and most kenyans mpo ivo, yaani ni sawa sawa ile mechi ya tanzania na moroco tungeshinda alafu watu wa moroco waanze kushangaa, wtf timu ipo 90th inawafunga, in short most kenyans are stupid and they dont understand football, no wonder you dont even understand stadium CATEGORIES

 

[stakehigh]

Kwa hivyo hiyo ripoti nimetoa hapo juu ni ya Burundi?

kuna namna mji wenu ni mchafu na akili zenu the same 🤣 🤣 , yaani CAF aende kusema uwanja wa tanzania hauna viwango unajua mkapa iko levels gan we mzee 🤣

to make it simple for you, if there was any huge African opening to happen in east africa then only Mkapa & Amahoro could accomodate that, sasa sjui ulitaka CAF waende kuangalia nn apo

 

[Nicxie]

Uko sawa up stairs? unajua category of CAF stadiums? unaenda kuangalia nn uwanja ushavuka CAF needed standards? unajua kwanza maana ya CAF stadium CATEGORIES?

Bongolala, CAF came to do their inspections in the three nations and that's the report they came up with. Sio maneno yangu. It's from CAF itself. Kama hiyo ripoti yao inakukera, peleka malalamishi yako Misri.

Hata uwanja mpya wa Uganga Hoima City ilipatikana na hitilafu kadhaa

Ama nikuletee ripoti ya Amaan na Fumba pia uone?

 

[stakehigh]

View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/2038337899759014395?s=20

 

[Nicxie]

kuna namna mji wenu ni mchafu na akili zenu the same 🤣 🤣 , yaani CAF aende kusema uwanja wa tanzania hauna viwango unajua mkapa iko levels gan we mzee 🤣

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to make it simple for you, if there was any huge African opening to happen in east africa then only Mkapa & Amahoro could accomodate that, sasa sjui ulitaka CAF waende kuangalia nn apo

Bongolala, did CAF do an inspection of AFCON facilities in the three nations last month to assess readiness of the host nations?

Yes or no

 

[stakehigh]

Bongolala, CAF came to do their inspections in the three nations and that's the report they came up with. Sio maneno yangu. It's from CAF itself. Kama hiyo ripoti yao inakukera, peleka malalamishi yako Misri.

Hata uwanja mpya wa Uganga Hoima City ilipatikana na hitilafu kadhaa
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Ama nikuletee ripoti ya Amaan na Fumba pia uone?

we ni mjinga kichz, walienda kufanya investigation kenya and uganda and tulishapost izo papers apa, hawawezi kuja tanzania aand its IMPOSSIBLE to come here because mkapa and amani stadium zimeshavuka CAT 4 standard, the only thing you cna upgrade on these stadiums is to plant new grass but everything else its way above standard, ni nn huelewi apo?


Ripoti ya uganda ni based on size of the rooms, and outside the stadiums things like malls, roads etc

These are minor issues and can be fixed in a month, However for kenya the report was ALL STADIUMS ARE UGLY
Again they cant flag anything in tanzania stadium because zimeshavuka AFCON standard its in FIFA standards

 

[stakehigh]

Bongolala, did CAF do an inspection of AFCON facilities in the three nations last month to assess readiness of the host nations?

Yes or no

2 nations not 3 🤣 , CAF wanafanyaje inspection kwenye uwanja ambao ushavuka standard za AFCON? ivi we jamaa ni chizi sio

 

[stakehigh]

Bongolala, did CAF do an inspection of AFCON facilities in the three nations last month to assess readiness of the host nations?

Yes or no

unajua kwanza maaana ya CAT 4 stadium? isiwe tunapigia slum dweller kelele? do you know standards za CAF stadiums?

 

[stakehigh]

Bongolala, did CAF do an inspection of AFCON facilities in the three nations last month to assess readiness of the host nations?

Yes or no

Btw do you even know tommorow is the last day for you to pay the AFCON fees

 

[stakehigh]

View: https://x.com/citizentvkenya/status/2037435324561772705?s=20
this is for you Nicxie