Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

buffalo44 · May 18, 2025

Chamoto said:
Kwa akili zao wanafikiri wanatuharibia biashara, kumbe wanatufanyia marketing.

Shida inakuja wapo kama wale wapiga debe wa stand, utasikia hii ndege inaenda Ngoro Ngoro ukikaa unafika so watu wanaasume ipo Kenya wanaanza itumia KQ mwisho wa siku Air Tanzania inakosa watalii or watalii wengi wanaishia NBO kuja kutupigia kelele ya namba.

Ndio maana Tz ilipopiga marufuku Tour Van za Kenya kuingia bongo kutalii walilia weee.

Huoni kila wakilimwa ban KQ kutua Dar haipiti siku wanakuja kujichekesha chekesha, maana tukiwazuia uongo wote

Wa Kilimanjaro ipo Kenya, Serengeti iko Kenya, Ngorongoro iko Kenya unakufa.

Imagine mtalii atue na hujui unampelekaje Kilimanjaro?

President of China · May 18, 2025

Gikomba On Fire 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Mpwimbe · May 18, 2025

buffalo44 said:
Shida inakuja wapo kama wale wapiga debe wa stand, utasikia hii ndege inaenda Ngoro Ngoro ukikaa unafika so watu wanaasume ipo Kenya wanaanza itumia KQ mwisho wa siku Air Tanzania inakosa watalii or watalii wengi wanaishia NBO kuja kutupigia kelele ya namba.

Ndio maana Tz ilipopiga marufuku Tour Van za Kenya kuingia bongo kutalii walilia weee.

Huoni kila wakilimwa ban KQ kutua Dar haipiti siku wanakuja kujichekesha chekesha, maana tukiwazuia uongo wote

Wa Kilimanjaro ipo Kenya, Serengeti iko Kenya, Ngorongoro iko Kenya unakufa.

Imagine mtalii atue na hujui unampelekaje Kilimanjaro?

Walikuwa wanawapitisha Sirari kuwaleta Serengeti.

Sema ndio hivyo, uongo huwa una mwisho.

Imagine ,tungejichanganya na Single tourist Visa??

President of China · May 18, 2025

Muda wa nyau kupote JF sasa 🤣 🤣 🤣

Fundi kitasa · May 18, 2025

Reborn Ktb said:
Kenya is beautiful ❤️View attachment 3337938

Iyo nguvu mnngetumia kutangaza mount kenya labda ungejulikana zaidi ya mlima ruwenzori

concordile 101 · May 18, 2025

kennedy0000 said:
And Kenya doesn't lose 10,000 houses to fires in a day.
Perhaps we have better fire fighting capabilities 😂😂😂

View: https://youtu.be/JYAQbURXPmw?si=Np_6ebmOeQjIwZb9

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ichoboy01 · May 18, 2025

wamechomewa tena na ruto 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/citizentvkenya/status/1924013676685820426?s=46

Mpwimbe · May 18, 2025

ichoboy01 said:
wamechomewa tena na ruto 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/citizentvkenya/status/1924013676685820426?s=46

Wajenge basi, soko hata kama la Kisutu.

President of China · May 18, 2025

Mpwimbe said:
Wajenge basi, soko hata kama la Kisutu.

Ndani ya soko hilo wakae Jaluo au Gikuyu?

Teargass · May 18, 2025

NairobiWalker said:
I had actually made a long post on this hadi nikashare bei za Kenya za pizza zote nikaona heri nisipoteze wakati juu huyo ninayemjibu hananga akili. 🤣 🤣

I’m sure hata Pizza hajawaiona in real life. Yani mtu analinganisha bei ya small pizza na Extra large Pizza, watanzania ni washamba sana.

Teargass · May 18, 2025

NairobiWalker said:
Yet hapo Dar 80% mnaishi kwa single room vyoo vya nje.

You should specify that they are not toilets but instead they are using latrines. Toilets Tanzania ni kwa wenye pesa.

NairobiWalker · May 18, 2025

Teargass said:
You should specify that they are not toilets but instead they are using latrines. Toilets Tanzania ni kwa wenye pesa.

Sure, latrines. Niliuliza jamaa bei ya rent huko, alinitajia bei za single room pekee nikajua huku mambo ni ya single room.

Teargass · May 18, 2025

Reborn Ktb said:
This is next level, cheki hizo model za gari 😃😃View attachment 3337997

This time round hawakukodi tour bus from South Africa?😂🤣

Teargass · May 18, 2025

concordile 101 said:
Haha yaan 200,000 acres zitimize 41 ya demand yenu annual, sasa hivi annual production Iko kwenye 3.2mil tonnes against total demand ya 5mil
Hapo bado mnaongezeka tu

That’s already more than 50%, wewe uogopi kwamba Galana itawapotezea soko ya Mahindi Kenya?

Mpwimbe · May 18, 2025

Venus Star said:
Ndani ya soko hilo wakae Jaluo au Gikuyu?

Nairobi ni ya wote.

Gikuyu wakae Mlima Kenya.

Jaluo warudi Kisumu.

Geza Ulole · May 18, 2025

View: https://x.com/Rydx_017/status/1924026949724213495

View: https://x.com/Rydx_017/status/1924027100685636012

View: https://x.com/Rydx_017/status/1924026949724213495

Teargass · May 18, 2025

NairobiWalker said:
Sure, latrines. Niliuliza jamaa bei ya rent huko, alinitajia bei za single room pekee nikajua huku mambo ni ya single room.

Hawa watanzania bado wako nyuma sana kwa mambo ya housing, kwanza designs.

Mpwimbe · May 18, 2025

Teargass said:
That’s already more than 50%, wewe uogopi kwamba Galana itawapotezea soko ya Mahindi Kenya?

Kwani Kenya mnanunua mahindi kiasi gani, TZ?

Mpwimbe · May 18, 2025

NairobiWalker said:
Sure, latrines. Niliuliza jamaa bei ya rent huko, alinitajia bei za single room pekee nikajua huku mambo ni ya single room.

Na washroom?

Teargass · May 18, 2025

Mpwimbe said:
Kwani Kenya mnanunua mahindi kiasi gani, TZ?

Huwa tunawaonea huruma na kununua a good number from Tanzania, last time vile Tulienda Kununua Mahindi Mexico mlilia kweli kweli.

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