Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[ChoiceVariable]

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[Geza Ulole]

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Another $1 mln in his pocket! willy Paula yupo?

 

[NairobiWalker]

Is a motorcycle not a motorized transport? That same Lamu Island has a port u brag about! Hebu peleka upumbavu huko!

Lami port is not on Lamu island, Idiot.

 

[coodip1]

Kwahiyo siku zote nyie wakenya shirika lenu la ndege lilikua linacheza tu. 🤣🤣🤣 shirika la ndege la TZ linamiliki ndege 15 na zimekamilika kufikia idadi hii last year na operations za hizi ndege zilianza zikiwa mbele 2017 yaani ni kipindi cha miaka 7 hadi leo tangu tulipolifufua shirika, while in the other hand KQ iko na ndenge 30 na zote zinafanya safari zake half a century now ila performance yake ni abiria 12 millio pessengers. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 na hii namba ni kwasabu ya uchache wa ndege za TZ. Hauoni kama hapo nyie ndie losers.? 🤣🤣 anytime soon mnapoteza hiyo tittle.

Unahitaji D mbili mkuu ili uweze kufanya Comparative analysis unfortunately elimu ya mama N iko below par 😁

 

[Geza Ulole]

Next tuletee za president Kenyatta Snr. Akisukuma Pullman yake kwenye matope Ili ujifariji Geuza Ulale.

Leta ya 40 plus years old Fokker Ruto anatumia! Yaani anapanda ndege older than the Fokker Diamond anatumia!


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VS

Harambee one

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[Geza Ulole]

Lami port is not on Lamu island, Idiot.

What is Lami?

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Agricultural Revolution 👇 👇

View: https://youtu.be/Y5-p0OFA_J4?feature=shared

My Take
Serikali iandae Mpango wa soko la mazao tusije kukwama wakati tuko kwenye high gear.

Ndani ya miaka 5 ijayo uzalishaji wa Kilimo kuwa mara 2 zaidi ya Sasa given investment zinazoendelea kwenye Kilimo.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Leta ya 40 plus years old Fokker Ruto anatumia! Yaani anapanda ndege older than the Fokker Diamond anatumia!


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/nZbWfSBAyCA?si=qIV6t_x1zR6gh41c

VS

Harambee one

View: https://youtu.be/UJRzdW4jHjc?si=FIOsbrf9_JyR3LRD

Exactly. We don't take pride in politicians misusing our taxes here. It would be a shame to us if the government invested in another presidential jet. We don't need it.

 

[NairobiWalker]

What is Lami?

Your mother.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Your mother.

sio kinyeo chako?

 

[concordile 101]

A

Agricultural Revolution 👇 👇

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My Take
Serikali iandae Mpango wa soko la mazao tusije kukwama wakati tuko kwenye high gear.

Ndani ya miaka 5 ijayo uzalishaji wa Kilimo kuwa mara 2 zaidi ya Sasa given investment zinazoendelea kwenye Kilimo.

Washaanza kuharibu kwenye ufuta

 

[President of China]

Your mother.

Hasira yote ya nini?

 

[ChoiceVariable]

A

Washaanza kuharibu kwenye ufuta

Kivipi?

 

[Marcelly]

Mazingira ni machafu sana

Naislum ni takataka imeoza, ni bora mtafute city nyingine mpya muanze from the scratch lakini kubadilisha huu uozo ni ngumu, uzuri siku hizi mmeanza kupata akili kidogo
Nimeangalia hii video nikafikiri nipo west Africa

View: https://youtu.be/4MazO64Pp2E?si=YBHCZts3Fdx507DN

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Makwapa inazidi kuteswa huko CAF 😂😂

"Despite the existing problematic and blocked drainage infrastructure, slope problems and the 13 cm thick impermeable organic layer under the grass, Benjamin Mkapa Stadium has reached international standards where matches can be played"

 

[Sama boy 255]

Makwapa inazidi kuteswa huko CAF 😂😂

"Despite the existing problematic and blocked drainage infrastructure, slope problems and the 13 cm thick impermeable organic layer under the grass, Benjamin Mkapa Stadium has reached international standards where matches can be played"
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Mzee unahangaika.? 🤣🤣🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Mkundustani hawezi kuwa na guts kama hizo! Nenda Eastleigh uone jinsi wanatiwa vidole!

Bongolala anaongelea Mkenya kuhusu guts? woooye mamayooo!🤣🤣🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kundustan mpo? 😁😁👇👇

View: https://x.com/UchumiForum/status/1897220580870402296?t=Rqta1wL15J02WyLc4OR76A&s=19

And still counting 👇👇

View: https://x.com/UchumiForum/status/1886325263564173736?t=RIqZbfnk7HEkbohuET93Mw&s=19

Tourists ni wengi kuliko total airport passenger numbers? 🤣🤣

 

[kennedy0000]

Wazungu wakiri Kunyaland inanuka poverty left right and center straight mbele ya kamera bila unafiki

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Kenya maybe poor to them, but why didn't they choose the even much poorer bongoslum, if they wanted to save more money?
It's because they still expect some dignity in their lives.

They need a semblance of Western life. Simple conveniences like a fully packed supermarket. Last I was in Bongoslum, Even simple things like yoghurt were a unicorn. In Kenya we're spoilt with like 50 brands on one shelf.
And that's just one item.
99 out of 100 foreigners, even fellow Africans, will choose Kenya over bongoslum without evem thinking twice.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Bongolala anaongelea Mkenya kuhusu guts? woooye mamayooo!🤣🤣🤣

We matako, unakulq vitasa hadi unawatukania watu mama zao. 🤣🤣🤣