Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Here is a photo I took of Dar CBD. Look at those useless buildings I talked about. Look at those buildings in the CBD

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It's even worse on ground.
Here is an unpaved street in your CBD 🤣 🤣
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Here is another street in your CBD🤣🤣
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Minus Sokoine street (Which I mentioned is awesome) and the towers I mentioned, your CBD is comparable to Ngara in Nairobi.
Interestingly, you literally asked me to come to Dar and see for myself. Now I've come to Dar and seen for myself and now speaking of what I saw, you're complaining. You're an interestung fellow.
Wewe kweli ni matako yako. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nilikua nataka upost hivi, halafu kabla sijatumia nguvu nyingi tayari umeshapost, watu tumeshajua ulipofika. Sasa nani kakwambia uzuri wa posta ni hii mitaa uliyofika.?
 
Wewe kweli ni matako yako. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nilikua nataka upost hivi, halafu kabla sijatumia nguvu nyingi tayari umeshapost, watu tumeshajua ulipofika. Sasa nani kakwambia uzuri wa posta ni hii mitaa uliyofika.?
I haven't even mentioned Posta in my write-up. You can't be broke, untravelled, stupid and still fail simple comprehension at the same time. Punguza hasira urudie chenye nilipost polepoooole uelewe.😎😎😎🙂🙂
My honest views about Dar es Salaam that I noted in my 3 day stay.

Positive

1. From the TPA tower, you can get some amazing views of Dar of the sides adjacent to the ocean.
2. Dar has amazing street food.
3. There's positive infrastructural growth in Dar.
4. The BRT is being well implemented.
5. There's a more organized public transportation system than Nairobi. You're less likely to find Daladalas parked anyway or loading and dropping passengers at odd places.

Neutral
1. Dar still has lots of open spaces and is considerably less dense than Nairobi.
2. Most women dress in Dera or dera-like clothing.
3. Tanzanians are short. I'm 6'2". The tallest guy I met in 3 days was my height. In Nairobi, there's no way I can go out and not meet someone taller than me.
4. Tanzanians love lowrise residential buildings.

5. I don't know whether this is negative or positive but Dar metro is not bigger than Nairobi metro. From Bagamoyo, you start seeing serious built up area at about 40-45km from CBD. In Nairobi, from namanga you'll start seeing serious built up area at about 37km from CBD. From Thika, you'll see the continuous built up area at about 40km. Remember the nairobi CBD is in the middle of the city while the Dar CBD is on the edge. Remember Nairobi is also denser than dar. My assertion is, Nairobi is still the bigger metro. My random estimate, Nairobi metro beats Dar by at least 1M people.
6. The SGR terminus is nice but much smaller than the Nairobi one. About half the size of Nairobi terminus.

Negative.
1. When I saw instanbul decry Kenya's parliament road, I almost started feeling like the Dar CBD roads had greatly improved from my last time there. The truth is, other than Sokoine Drive (which is amazing btw), the rest of the roads have not changed a bit. You can't compare Dar CBD to Nairobi CBD, not even a competition. Minus those 3 blue towers, most towers are short and beat up. Ngara could give the rest of the CBD a run for it's money. Infact other than TPA PSPF, MNF and Mzizima Tower, Kariakoo has better buildings than the CBD. Hell I saw an untarmaced road in the CBD.

2. Dar is dusty, I see people here talking about red soil in Nairobi. Yeah, Nairobi has red soil which is very visible but Dar is even dustier. They're lucky their soil is sandy hence tries to hide how dusty the city is but it's super dusty

3. Mikocheni has nothing on Kilimani. Not even close. I don't even want to say more because comparing the two is laughable. Generally, high end neighborhoods in Nairobi are way ahead of those in Dar.
4. Uswazis are real. Tanzanians need to stop the narrative that there are no slums in Dar. Those things you call uswazis are slums. Wake up
5. The daladalas are more beat up than our matatus. They also overload more. You struggle to breath just being in one at rush hours.
6. Other than the main roads, access roads are crap. Nairobi beats Dar hands down in that sector
7. Dar lags behind on both budget and high end accomodation. Interesting for a coastal city.
8. Kilindini harbor is bigger than Port of Dar
9. I see people here share about flooding in Nairobi laughing and one may feel Dar is better. A little drizzle in Dar and there are ponds everywhere. I'm sure heavy rains would bring lots of flooding.
10. Some road construction in Dar is taking forever to complete. Even the locals are complaining lowkey. If that was in Kenya, we would have flooded twitter with photos complaining which would have provided some simpletons here with ammo for bashing us. Tanzanians are too meek.

Photo: Ponding in Dar after some drizzle.
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I haven't even mentioned Posta in my write-up. You can't be broke, untravelled, stupid and still fail simple comprehension at the same time. Punguza hasira urudie chenye nilipost polepoooole uelewe.😎😎😎🙂🙂
Hivi wewe unajielewa.? Picha uliyopiga wewe unajua umepiga wapi.? Hii 👇🏾🤣🤣🤣
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ni wapi hii hebu tueleze.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
I haven't even mentioned Posta in my write-up. You can't be broke, untravelled, stupid and still fail simple comprehension at the same time. Punguza hasira urudie chenye nilipost polepoooole uelewe.😎😎😎🙂🙂
Umefika Dar siku moja unatufundisha Dar.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 leta popote pale hapo CBD ya naipori yenye kuzidi beauty these streets. 👇🏾 unataka kuongopa ili iweje.? Beaty of Posta be clearly seen from these streets 👇🏾
View: https://youtu.be/X6NmEDOS1y0?si=d4xvt8ryeqDhzd_4. Uzuri bertin alishapost hizi. Unataka kuongea uongo kwa faida ipi sasa.? 🤣🤣🤣
 
International brands ngapi zipo Arusha my fool brother .? Arusha ina five star hotels, international conference centers, world class football stadium, skyline ya Arusha is very amazing, Arusha producing Cars, motor cycles, Arusha is world’s safari capital.
Arusha also has so many amazing suburbs..
Arusha is the capital of EA community,
Arusha hots international universities of Africa. So far so good PAPU building is in Arusha. 👇🏾View attachment 3324662

Wewe unatupigia kelele na vijiji za kunyalender.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 kisumu na vijiji zingine itaku offer nini kati ya hivyo nime mention hapo.?
Unanitajia tourist facilities ndio upate hio modernity vibe, that's why umekwama na hio Arusha pekee kwa points zako zote.
In Kenya all our cities zikona Toyota Showroom for brand new cars, that's a clear sign that the locals have a strong purchasing power. Nairobi has 3 Toyota showrooms, hio tu inakuonyesha it's a tier above the rest.
 
Unanitajia tourist facilities ndio upate hio modernity vibe, that's why umekwama na hio Arusha pekee kwa points zako zote.
In Kenya all our cities zikona Toyota Showroom for brand new cars, that's a clear sign that the locals have a strong purchasing power. Nairobi has 3 Toyota showrooms, hio tu inakuonyesha it's a tier above the rest.
Unataka twende kwa mji gani mwingine nikuonyeshe modernity.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hebu nieleze modernity from these villages
Kisumu
Nakuru
Eldoret.

Taja sifa moja tu kila mji. Usitaje hata sifa mbili. 🤣🤣

Unguja city has so many 5 star hotels than Nairobi and mombasa combined.
Unguja iko na modern ferries
Unguja iko na bigger and more beautiful international airport than Anya city in Kenya kando ya Naipori
Unguja iko na CAF aproved football stadium
Unguja iko na markets and bus stations something you can’t find even in your capital Nairobi
Unguja iko na estates Kali za kishua chukua vijiji zenu zote hazitii pua kwa unguja
Unguja iko na best beaches in Africa (wakenya wenye pesa Ndio wanakuja kula bata huku, Ndio dubai Yao).

Taja sifa za hizo vijiji zenu hapo mnazoita cities kwasababu ya kuwa na 1 showroom ya toyota. 🤣🤣🤣
 
Umefika Dar siku moja unatufundisha Dar.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 leta popote pale hapo CBD ya naipori yenye kuzidi beauty these streets. 👇🏾 unataka kuongopa ili iweje.? Beaty of Posta be clearly seen from these streets 👇🏾
View: https://youtu.be/X6NmEDOS1y0?si=d4xvt8ryeqDhzd_4. Uzuri bertin alishapost hizi. Unataka kuongea uongo kwa faida ipi sasa.? 🤣🤣🤣

Bertin amekwamilia ile sehemu ndogo iliyo na nafuu ambayo nishaitaja. Mimi nawaonyesha zile sehemu ambazo hamtaki kuonesha na zipo hapo hapo CBD. To simplify it, nawavua nguo. Tulia kijana mdogo. 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
Here is a photo I took of Dar CBD. Look at those useless buildings I talked about. Look at those buildings in the CBD

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It's even worse on ground.
Here is an unpaved street in your CBD 🤣 🤣
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Here is another street in your CBD🤣🤣
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Minus Sokoine street (Which I mentioned is awesome) and the towers I mentioned, your CBD is comparable to Ngara in Nairobi.
Interestingly, you literally asked me to come to Dar and see for myself. Now I've come to Dar and seen for myself and now speaking of what I saw, you're complaining. You're an interestung fellow.
Umewavua Nguo Tayari !… Great job my friend…🤣🤣
 
Bertin amekwamilia ile sehemu ndogo iliyo na nafuu ambayo nishaitaja. Mimi nawaonyesha zile sehemu ambazo hamtaki kuonesha na zipo hapo hapo CBD. To simplify it, nawavua nguo. Tulia kijana mdogo. 🤣 🤣 🤣
Ngoja nikurahishishie. Posta uliyofika unayo jaribu kuwaelezea watu. 👇🏾
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posta aliyooenyesha bertin unayojaribu kueleza kwamba ni haipo. 👇🏾
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uongo utakusaidia nini .? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yan unadanganya ili ushinde battle.? Haukupelekwa huku.
 
Ngoja nikurahishishie. Posta uliyofika unayo jaribu kuwaelezea watu. 👇🏾View attachment 3324675posta aliyooenyesha bertin unayojaribu kueleza kwamba ni haipo. 👇🏾View attachment 3324677View attachment 3324678View attachment 3324679View attachment 3324683uongo utakusaidia nini .? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yan unadanganya ili ushinde battle.? Haukupelekwa huku.
I repeat Mr. Mbilikimo, kuna mahali nimetaja Posta?
I am showing you how your CBD is below par and I'm showing you places in your CBD that can never even match Ngara in Nairobi, wewe unanionyesha carefully selected video kuficha aibu. Kwa hivo hiyo Azikiwe Street yenye ina nafuu itaondoa uchafu ulio kwengine ambao nimeonyesha? Enyewe ng'ombe ni ng'ombe tu. 🤣 🤣
 
Hapo ni kitumbini , eti ni CBD kweli huyu kakosa pa kupost
Leo hii mnakataa hapo sio CBD na mkitaka kuonesha venye hiyo CBD yenu ni kubwa mnachora hizo sehemu zote hadi mnainclude golf course? 🤣🤣
Anyway, tuoneshe kwa hii map, CBD ya Dar inafika wapi ndio tuone vile tutaendesha mjadala.

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I repeat Mr. Mbilikimo, kuna mahali nimetaja Posta?
I am showing you how your CBD is below par and I'm showing you places in your CBD that can never even match Ngara in Nairobi, wewe unanionyesha carefully selected video kuficha aibu. Kwa hivo hiyo Azikiwe Street yenye ina nafuu itaondoa uchafu ulio kwengine ambao nimeonyesha? Enyewe ng'ombe ni ng'ombe tu. 🤣 🤣
Hebu leta hiyo ngara Jitu zima pumbavu. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. carefully selected videos.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hio erea yote 👇🏾
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Ndio coverage ya Video ya Bertin. 👇🏾
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barabara zake Ndio hizi. 👇🏾nimepiga mwenyewe hizi picha
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unadanganya ili ushinde battle.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Leo hii mnakataa hapo sio CBD na mkitaka kuonesha venye hiyo CBD yenu ni kubwa mnachora hizo sehemu zote hadi mnainclude golf course? 🤣🤣
Anyway, tuoneshe kwa hii map, CBD ya Dar inafika wapi ndio tuone vile tutaendesha mjadala.

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Nani kakataa kama hapo sio CBD.? N🤣🤣🤣🤣 unadangaya ili ushinde battle.?
 
Unataka twende kwa mji gani mwingine nikuonyeshe modernity.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hebu nieleze modernity from these villages
Kisumu
Nakuru
Eldoret.

Taja sifa moja tu kila mji. Usitaje hata sifa mbili. 🤣🤣
Hizo zote zikona interchanges and flyovers, something not common in your cities outside Dar is a slum.
Zote zikona 3 or more malls yet Mwanza ina mall moja tu ya maana.
Zote zikona modern recreational parks.
Zote zikona showrooms for brand new cars, something not found in any of your cities due to low purchasing power.
Zote zikona Level 6 Hospitals. The highest level of hospital in Kenya.
Zote zikona big universities with campuses.
Zote zikona international schools.
Zote zikona CBD and industrial zones with big industries.
 
Leo hii mnakataa hapo sio CBD na mkitaka kuonesha venye hiyo CBD yenu ni kubwa mnachora hizo sehemu zote hadi mnainclude golf course? 🤣🤣
Anyway, tuoneshe kwa hii map, CBD ya Dar inafika wapi ndio tuone vile tutaendesha mjadala.

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Kitumbini ni mji wa zaman sana hayo maghorofa yote kwenye picha yako hapo yamekuwapo kwa zaid ya miaka 20 na bado tukipachukia hapo na kulinganisha na kwenu kwenye ishu ya barabara na usafi ni zaid ya naipori, ukivuka kidogo tu hapo Kuna ujenzi wa brt unaendelea 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Hizo zote zikona interchanges and flyovers, something not common in your cities outside Dar is a slum.
Zote zikona 3 or more malls yet Mwanza ina mall moja tu ya maana.
Zote zikona modern recreational parks.
Zote zikona showrooms for brand new cars, something not found in any of your cities due to low purchasing power.
Zote zikona Level 6 Hospitals. The highest level of hospital in Kenya.
Zote zikona big universities with campuses.
Zote zikona international schools.
Zote zikona CBD and industrial zones with big industries.
Kwenye vijiji zote za kenya hakuna proper mall hata moja.
Yes there are 2 flyovers in Unguja
The longest, Iconic bridge, one of its kind in EA ipo Mwanza.
Mwanza also has the most beautiful SG terminal in the region.
1.3 km SGR viaduct in the city of Mwanza

Unatamba na calverts za kisumu.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Skia kiafya (hospitali)
Universities
Hakuna kijiji chochote kinachoweza shindana na majiji za Tz.
Industries Ndio usitie mguu kabisa kwasababu kila jiji Tz linazo brands zake ambazo ni popular EA.

Kiufupi nyie manavyo vijiji sio hata hadhi ya Town.
 
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