Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Huyo jamaa ni tu mtu wa mkono. Tanzanians has no brain build anything in Tanzania.
 
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This picture clearly shows umekaa kwa seat ya nyuma. Huendeshi hiyo gari, hii ni gari ya Catholic priest na umepewa lift hapo😂😂😂.

Another thing that has betrayed you is the capture of rear view mirror, pictures from driver's positions hazitoangi entire rear view mirror vile hiyo picha Yako imetoa.

Now compare that with my today's pictures.

 
These people are very desperate. Soja alikuwa anabembelezana na Mimi ungedhani Mimi ni bibi yake.
Which means he is a bottom-of-the-barrel man. A well doing man has access to many womens he doesn't bother with any internet profile he comes across. 🤣 🤣
 
Alafu compare those two roads. Yani barabara zao zimechakaa sana.
 

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Typical Life ya Wakenya... hakuna kitu kigumu kuvumilia kama kutembea na mtu ananuka mavi, sasa imagine ni wa kike

hata watanzania wananuka mavi pia, wangapi wananawa hata sabuni baada ya kutoka chooni? vyoo tanzania vingapi hata vina sabuni? kwenye nyama choma huko vyooni ndiyo usiseme, hapo kwenye uchafu hakuna wa kumcheka mwenziye, au unafikiri kwa nini kipindu pindu huibuka kila mara tanzania?

tanzania hata tu jinsi ya kunawa mikono vizuri wengi hawajui achilia mbali hata mambo ya sabuni …
 
Nimefika sasa. Tuoneshe Dashboard ya gari yako
 
Achana na barabara kwanza. Ebu niambie kama hii picture imechukuliwa on driver's side ama ni ya mwenye amekaa nyuma😂😂

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Mtaalam wa analysis tuambie sasa. Kumbe unaongelea gari. Mimi nilikuwa nakuambie nikifika niweze kukushughulikia. Maana nilikuwa natuma nikifika kwenye queue.

Unataka tuongelee gari? au Nikushughulikie?
 
And you are not the only Tanzanian. By that time you and most Tanzanians thought I was a girl.

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Ila huyo watchman ako desperate sana, yani anaongelea kukuoa? Interestingly ako humu kila siku akitusi mademu wakenya hawana sura kumbe ni sungura kashinda kufikia mizabibu kasema ni chungu. 🤣 🤣

Huyo Shebby01 naye ako huku Nairobi anashare picha za mazingira mabovu kumbe ni huko ndiko anakowezana maanake mademu wa Kilimani, Kileleshwa, Langata et al hawawezi? Hawa majamaa wako desperate sana. 🤣
 
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