Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[ndughuri msuya]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Prezidar huyu jumapili iliyopita kavaa kanisani belt yenye thamani ya million 5 na ushee humu akiwaambia wakenya wafunge mikanda. Je ndege yenu itatua salama?🏃‍♂️

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

You keep correcting simple typos whenever anyone posts in English (insecurity) yet you can't post a paragraph in English. Post a whole paragraph in English to ascertain your status as this thread's grammar teacher.

Unaziita "simple typos" ha ha ha. Hivi kwa nini mnakimbilia kuandika kwa Kiingereza cha ugoko ili muonekane na nyie mpo mpo?😁

 

[NairobiWalker]

Unaziita "simple typos" ha ha ha. Hivi kwa nini mnakimbilia kuandika kwa Kiingereza cha ugoko ili muonekane na nyie mpo mpo?😁

Now, retype this sentence in English.

 

[ndughuri msuya]

Hata sisi tunaona ni same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Za kenya, zinaundwa na jua kali wasitudanganye 😒😒😒

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Now, retype this sentence in English.

Wewe hujielewi.

 

[Chamoto]

Now, retype this sentence in English.

Huwezi kutambua kosa la lugha kama huielewi, yeye kaamua tuu kugoma kuandika lugha ya mkoloni, siyo kwamba haijui.

 

[babayao255]

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[ChoiceVariable]

Miundombinu Bora ya Huduma za Afya

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[ChoiceVariable]

Tunafungua nchi

Bloomberg - Are you a robot?

Can't wait to see it happening 🔥🔥

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[ichoboy01]

 

[NairobiWalker]

Huwezi kutambua kosa la lugha kama huielewi, yeye kaamua tuu kugoma kuandika lugha ya mkoloni, siyo kwamba haijui.

Wacha kufikiria kama kima. Mashabiki wa mpira wanapotazama mpira unawakuta wakisema jinsi Ronaldo au Messi alivyo ovyo, hii inamaanisha wanaujua mpira kuliko Ronaldo na Messi? It is easier to criticize what somebody else does than to do it yourself.

Your friend is stupid and petty. Mtu akiandika lean instead of learn ndio huyo anacorrect wakati humu tuko tu kupitisha wakati. Kuna jinsi mtu anavyokurekebisha unaona anajielewa, tena unaweza jua knowledge ya mtu kupitia vitu anavyofocus navyo. Huyu unajua tu ni mbumbumbu.Yani Na huo utoto wote utategemea naye ajue kutype yet hajawai type a whole paragraph kwa kiingereza.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Wewe hujielewi.

That too, type it in English Mr. Grammarman.

 

[The best 007]

Hayuko states huyu english ya kibera hiyo mkuu. At 15 years una integrate kwenye educational system yao na community inayokuzunguka ina shape your english. Sasa huyo english yake ni ya kinyangau.

Kila siku nilikuwa nina mashaka na English yake, inakaa Kibera na tipa lake....

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Wacha kufikiria kama Kuna. Mashabiki wa mpira wanapotazama mpira unawakuta eakisema jinsi Ronaldo au Messi alivyo ovyo, hii inamaanisha wanaujua mpira kuliko Ronaldo na Messi? It is easier to criticize what somebody else does than to do it yourself.

Your friend is stupid and petty. Mtu aliandika lean instead of learn ndio huyo anacorrect wakati humo tuko tu kupitisha wakati. Yani Na huo utoto wote utategemea naye ajue kutype yet hajawai type a whole paragraph kwa kiingereza.

Na hizo ni “typo” sio? Ha ha ha. Nyie nyang’au mna matatizo ya kutokujielewa. Bado mnaishi enzi za utumwa.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Na hizo ni “typo” sio? Ha ha ha.

Hapana, ni kutojua Kiswahili. Sasa andika hiyo sentensi kwa kiingereza. Umekuwa ovyo hadi unacorrect neno sahihi alafu Chamoto bado anasema eti unajielewa. Wee Ni mmoja wa watu ambao sijawai ona wakitoa hoja ya maana humu.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Hapana, ni kutojua Kiswahili. Sasa andika hiyo sentensi kwa kiingereza.

Kwa nini nitumie Kiingereza?

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kwa nini nitumie Kiingereza?

Because you can't correct something you don't understand you idiot.

 

[The best 007]

Now, retype this sentence in English.

Hapo utakuta uko na koti lako oversize unajivunia broken yako, kuwa mkenya tabu sana wallahi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Because you can't correct something you don't understand you idiot.

Wewe ni mpuuzi sana.

 

[The best 007]

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KQ ina ma delay si ya kitoto, abiria wengi hii inawakera sn.