Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Chizi ww umekaa kama comedian kwa sasa kazi yako ni kutufanya tucheke kwa story zako za abunwasi πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
I will be the last person to make Tanzanians laugh in this thread. Majority of you have wished for my death. When I went silent for 8 months (April-Nov) you were speculating ati I was killed during Mandamano. I know I'm a thorn in your ass just because I keep on telling the truth.
 

Kwanza kabisa, karibu sana kwenye uzi na jukwaa baada ya muda mrefu sana ya absence. We missed youπŸ˜…

Secondly, I am not mocking your new statehouse. I was just stating the obvious.

About architecture, that's not even the issue. The issue is when Tanzanians think it's the best than Kenya's just because ours was built pre-independence.

Also, I am not Islamaphobic. It's true though that it has some features that make it reassemble a mosque. I have so many Muslim relatives and friends so I don't have anything negative about the religion.

Lastly, I can't remember how many times Tanzanians have mocked or made fun of naturally occurring characteristics in Kenya in this thread
 
πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… kwa taarifa ww ndio kituko uliobakia unaotufanya tucheke muda wote, ww kuuliwa kwenye maandano sisi haituhusu laumu ugali ndio inawafanya muandamane na kufa

Note that plz 😁😁😁😁😁
 
I know unatamani nikufe. At least Mimi nikikufa saa hii I'll be buried in my country. Wewe ukikufa utazikwa kwa nchi yenye hata sio Yako. Kwanza utazikwa rapped in a gunia just like a dog.
 
Huyu nyang'au akifa kama Teargas anafufuka kama Teargass😁😁
 
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