JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mtu mmoja alikuwa ndani ya nyumba yake. Ghafla wakaja wageni kadhaa. Katika wageni hao kulikuwa na wababa wawili, watoto wawili, babu mmoja na mjukuu mmoja. Ikiwa jamaa (mwenyeji) anataka kukaa...
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Great!Here are more stuff I received from our network communication:IMPORTANT HEALTH ISSUE FOR WOMEN Do you have feelings of inadequacy?Do you suffer from shyness?Do you sometimes wish you were...
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Nilipewa challenge hii lakini kwa kuwa kiingereza changu hakijakaa shule ninahitaji msaada wenu wa tadfsiri ya maneno haya kwa kiingereza:
"baba, mimi ni mtoto wako wa ngapi?"
Msishangae...
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Watu wengine bwana wana madharau sana. Haswa wakipata tu. Huwezi kuamini leo nampigia simu Obama Eti hapokei...! Na juzi tu hapa kabla ya uchaguzi alikuwa anani'beep ili nimpigie...! Kweli aliye...
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like...
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Nimerejea huku baada ya kuandikiwa PM kadhaa kuwa clips zinahitajika kwa sana ili watu kuweza kuvunjika mbavu.
Kama umekaa na watu wengi usifungue hii clip (chini) maana kicheko chake kinaweza...
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Kama kila mara mwanaume anapopiga bao ingekuwa inalia kama mlio wa bunduki je huku mitaani ingekuwaje ? Maana ingekuwa wewe Puuuuu na jirani yako naye Puuu ,wale nyumba mmoja wamepanga wengi...
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A couple went to a sex therapist's office at ABC Hospital.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"
The doctor...
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Kama wengi mmewahi kuisoma hii, nisameheni kwa kulirudia - sorry ni kwa ung'eng'e tu.
An rather elderly lady carrying a soiled lunchbag walked into the main offices of the Chase Mahattan Bank...
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This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father
does not like him and want them to stop their relationship......and
so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows...
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Dear Uncle Barrack,
Congrats on your assumption to the throne of US. We your Nigerian
famili are very happy for you and for ourselves. It is our turn now to
chop US national cake and our...
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Kijana mmoja wa kimasai Loning'o alikuwa anamsindikiza rafiki yake Seng'ata kusubiri usafiri wa kwenda Arusha mjini. wakiwa barabarani ikatokea Landrover station wagoni ikasimama na dereve...
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Yafuatayo ni majina ya watoto waliozaliwa Juzi huko Kanyigo Bukoba:
Rweobama
Mutayobama
Barackruigumbiza
Kokubama
Rutobama
Rweimobama
RutashyObama
Rugabaraka
Muchungobama
Rugaimobama...
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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would...
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Tafiti zimeonyesha kuwa kati ya wanachama wanne wa CCM, moja ni FISADI. Sasa kama wewe in mwana CCM na una marafiki zako watatu ambao pia ni CCM, ikiwa una imani kuwa hao rafiki zako si MAFISADI -...
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The population of this country is 37 million.
14 million are retired.
That leaves 23 million to do the work.
There are 15 million in school,
which leave 8 million to do the work.
Of...
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Na Abu Halima Sa Changwa
BEN: Karibu Mshikaji, habari za huko?
BULLY: Poa, mshikaji. Vipi mambo? Unaitwaje vile?
BEN: Naitwa Ben Willy MacKapper. Jina la utani Netanyahu.
BULLY...
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Rafiki yangu alimtuma mtoto wake apige simu kwa shangazi yake.Baada ya mtoo huyo kupiga simu ilipokelewa na housegirl.akauliza shangazi yupo.hause girl alijibu hakuna mtu yeyote hapa nyumbani wpte...
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Leo mchana niko mitaa fulani napata lunch, mara jamaa wa red rubegas akaingia akakaa karibu na mtanashati mmoja hivi nakaula pilau yake.
Mwenye red rubega kamwambia mhududmu lete kama anachkula...
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kuna jamaa mmoja aliagiza soda aina ya fanta, baada ya kumaliza akasema fantastic, akiashiria kuridhika na kile kinywaji.
jamaa mwingine aliyekuwa karibu na jamaa huyo alikuwa akinywa soda aina...
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