The Sinister Secret Government Attempts to Stimulate Global Crisis
Monday, October 15, 2001
The Sinister Secret Government Attempts to Stimulate Global Crisis With WTC, Russian Jet Explosion...
Obama, McCain and All Hillary Die And Go To Heaven
John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, Do you think you...
One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building. A man came running into his office and shouted, "John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right opposite this...
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is a man from Bongo.
Bill Gates: "Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave" 2000 people leave the room immediately...
Dear Mrs. John William,
Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. John William has been causing quite a commotion in our store.
We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered...
The scientist approached God and said, "Listen, we've decided we no longer need you. Nowadays, we can clone people, transplant hearts and do all kinds of things that were once considered...
This is veeery serious!!
Manpowalalmikia marefarii na viongozi wa michezo kwa u-Simba na u- Yanga mnakuwa hamuwatendei haki!!
Duniani watu wanajua Tanzania timu ni mbili tu
1. Simba
2. Yanga...
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
------------ --------- --------- ---------...
Duh naona si haba, kamanda wa magereza yuko gado ile kinoma....
Hizo ni "bullet proof goggles" au ndo "urembo" wa kisasa?
Naona hata mheshimiwa mwenyewe kama intimidated....lol
News Paper virus:
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
Government virus:
Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting...
Ile siku ya kuwapinga Wakenya kuwa Obama si wakwao bali ni m-Tz imefika. Hapa tupo wizara ya mambo ya ndani tayari kwa maandamano. Tatizo ni kwamba kila mkoa unadai Obama ni wao wachaga wanasema...
What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar...
An Aircraft was losing height due 2 overload.The pilot then announced "WE WILL THROW OUT PASSENGERS in alphabetical order."Any AFRICAN on board?" No one moved."Any BLACK person?" No one moved."Any...
Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of
Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker
tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him...
JamiiForums uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.