A priest was in his room and realised that his rooster was missing. He decided 2 bring it up in Sunday Mass.
Right before the seremony the priest asked, "Who has a cock?" all the men in the room...
Inasadikika kuwa kati ya wachaga 10, 8 wanaitumia simu kama ifuatavyo...
1. Huangalia salio mara kwa mara ili mradi aonekane yupo bize na kimob chake.
2. Kila mara hujisikia hamu ya kupiga sim...
Kuna Tetesi kuwa baadhi ya wanaJF walikumbwa na matatizo ya mabomu, yaliyolipuka week iliyopita...mmoja wapo ni Yo Yo akiwa kwake Kinyerezi bomu liliangukia miguu yake na sasa anaendelea na...
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke...
Proof ya mapenzi ni kilimo;
mapenzi = uongo mwingi, ukweli kidogo
siasa = uongo mwingi, ukweli kidogo
kwa hiyo mapenzi = siasa
azimio la iringa (1972) lasema siasa ni kilimo
kwa hiyo...
Hi i never posted anything here but i came across a series of jokes, thought maybe i should share with u guys.
hee goes :-
Mr. Bean
RAIN TUMOR :
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a...
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under...
Mjomba kile kiitikio chako cha kunitumia vocha ulikiimba vizuri sana! ila zimepita siku nne tangu unipe ahadi yako. Mjomba kuuzunguka mbuyu si kazi, kazi kuukumbatia. mjomba kubeba gunia la...
Somaiya: Mama Simba, Mimi mesikia ile statement yako. Iko safi saana. Ile Mengi iko chemsa chemsha kabisa kabisa. Iko kumbuka Mama; mimi nilipatia wewe 400M wakati ya kugombea UWT, yeye (Mengi)...
Haya wana JF Nipeni ushauli nimemkuta mchungaji anavunja amri ya sita na mkewangu akaniomba nisimzuru ila twende wote kwake namimi nikamgonge ngozi mkewake, kufika kwamkewe akampa full mkanda...
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "...
In the following pictures, you can see people with very strong facial expressions.
Can you identify the expression ?
What are they about to do/what is about to happen?
If you...
Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and
throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it...
Hatimaye Bikira Yake Yanunuliwa Kwa Euro 10,000
Alina Percea Monday, April 27, 2009 5:39 AM
Yule msichana wa Romania aliyatangaza kuiweka bikira yake kwenye mnada nchini Ujerumani miezi...
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