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Mzee kamau, A Man of FEW WORDS

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Titus, Jul 18, 2008.

  1. Titus

    Titus Member

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    My next-door neighbour Mzee Kamau had an argument with
    his wife who got too angry, packed her bags and went
    back to her parents home.

    Unfortunately for Mrs. Kamau, she had to pass her
    husband's home everyday as she went to and from work
    and even to the shops.

    Days passed and still Mrs Kamau did not go back to her
    house until Kamau realized that Mrs. Kamau was not
    coming back and so he decided to go to Nakumatt.

    When he got to Nakumatt, Kamau bought five XXL ladies
    panties in five different colours and went home.

    As Kamau's wife pass's by his house on her way to her
    parents home only to see one XXL Red panty hanging
    from the wash line.......she pretends to ignore it and
    walks on!

    The following day there is an XXL Pink panty hanging
    on the wash line....she once again pretends to ignore
    it but walks on fuming inside.

    The next morning there is an XXL Blue panty hanging on
    the wash line and guess what.

    She couldn't hold it any longer..........Kamau sees
    his fuming wife approaching him,screaming her lungs
    out " fat woman of yours will make
    me leave my home, I am back........."

    Have a very blessed weekend u all.........!!!!!!!.........
  2. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha! mrs kamau alitikisa kiberiti cha mzee kumbe kimejaa nyooooooooooo!!!ndio yalee ukibeep wenzio wanapiga kabisa!!.Sipati picha kama Mrs kamau alikuwa ni kiportable halaf anaona XXL pants zinatundikwa kwa kamba!!...Wivu sina ila roho inaumaa dedeee!!!
  3. Jaden

    Jaden Member

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    Ha ha ha ha!
  4. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    unatishia ku****mua wakati unahara, kaaazi kweri kweri