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Busy Night In The Garden

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ibambasi, Mar 13, 2008.

  1. Ibambasi

    Ibambasi JF-Expert Member

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    A woman’ garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won’t ripen. There’s a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she’s getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbour and says, “Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?”

    Her neighbour says, “Well, it may sound absurd but here’s what to do. Tonight there’s no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they’ll be embarrassed and BLUSH. In the morning they’ll all be RED, you’ll see.”

    Well, what the heck? She does it.

    Next day her neighbour asks how it worked. “So-so,” she answers. “The tomatoes are still green but the CUCUMBERS are all four inches LONGER.”
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