MaxShimba
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- Apr 11, 2008
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Now there's a question you don't get too
often... A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man
standing there.
He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?'
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door
and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman
'Do you have a vagina'. She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she
tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband
tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice,
'Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home
just in case this guy shows up again'.
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run
for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey,
I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it'. She
nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and
asks the same question.
Do you have vagina'....... 'Yes' she says......
The man replies Good! Would you mind telling your husband
to leave my wife's alone and start using yours'?
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often... A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man
standing there.
He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?'
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door
and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman
'Do you have a vagina'. She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she
tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband
tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice,
'Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home
just in case this guy shows up again'.
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run
for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey,
I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it'. She
nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and
asks the same question.
Do you have vagina'....... 'Yes' she says......
The man replies Good! Would you mind telling your husband
to leave my wife's alone and start using yours'?
