The Reporter

Lole Gwakisa

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Nov 5, 2008
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A man in the US sees a dog about to bite a pretty lady.The chap kicks the dog to death.
A reporter passing by, a very nationalistic reporter who wont let bravery go unnoticed writes:
US CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROM DOG.
The man complains next day that he is not a US Citizen.

Reporter writes to correct the story:
FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG
Again the man goes to clarify at the papers front desk that actually he is PAKISTANI.

The reporter furiously writes another correction:
TERRORIST ATTACKS AND KILLS A LOCAL PET DOG

Reporting of some sort!!
 
=Lole Gwakisa;591206]A man in the US sees a dog about to bite a pretty lady.The chap kicks the dog to death.
A reporter passing by, a very nationalistic reporter who wont let bravery go unnoticed writes:
US CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROM DOG.
The man complains next day that he is not a US Citizen.

Reporter writes to correct the story:
FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG
Again the man goes to clarify at the papers front desk that actually he is PAKISTANI.

The reporter furiously writes another correction:
HTML:
TERRORIST ATTACKS AND KILLS A LOCAL PET DOG

Reporting of some sort!![/QUOTE]
teh teh teh....!!!!
 
Hahaha! this reminds me of a 70yr proffessor from Syria who while on a plane from New York to Miami was discussing with his wife the safest place to sit on a plane and was overheard by an American lady who reported to the stewards that he wanted to blow the plane.The old couple were handcuffed,and put to vicious interrogation in Miami and later released with an apology.
 
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