Dan was a single man living at home with his widowed father
and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided he...
Three men arrived at the Pearly Gates, only to have St. Peter tell them that there was only room for one in heaven... "Okay," Saint Peter says, "whoever had the most interesting and amazing death...
Kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa mwizi sana, mbagala nzima anafahamika kwa jina la Daruweshi. Siku moja akaenda kuiba dukani kwa Mangi.. Kwa bahati mbaya akaonekana wakamkimbiza na kumkamata wakuamua...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...
Padri afumaniwa na kudai ametumwa na roho mtakatifu.
Vichekesho na Udaku Pafri mmoja aliyekuwa na tabia ya kutembea na mke wa mtu kila mumewe alipokuwa kazini, siku moja siri ya uzinzi ilimfikia...
Nakumbuka nyumbani sana kila niangaliapo hizi picha
wazee wa Mndenyi mmeshaanza safari?
Najua Nauli huwa haiwasumbui, hata ipande vipi Bado mtaenda tu....
Merry x-mass aisee....Mnde ilikira...
Hi! Hope you'll enjoy reading this piece!!!!!!! !
Its worth reading the story.
Doctor: What happened to your arm?
Rwegumiza : I broke it.
Doctor : Where and How did that happen...
Kuna tetesi kuwa ile filamu ya DIVORCE ya RAY NA WENGINE imeleta mtafaruku pale msikiti wa magomeni (opposite na travetine hotel)......... kuna ukweli wowote...???? Na vile vile kuwa waislamu...
Judge: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No
Judge: Why?
Child: She beats me.
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
Child: No
Judge: Why not?
Child: He beats me too.
Judge...
In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves;
They took it out to different countries for a test.
In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
UK, in 30...
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her...
Out of a bunch of millions of sperms, there was this one sperm named mosasa.
Mosasa was always trying to keep his fitness, jogging, lifting weights, and
even swimming. And when his friends asked...
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