Kuna mdau kanitumia sms toka bongo kwamba babu seya na wanawe wameeachiwa huru jana saa tatu usiku, Je kuna mwenye habari ?
Tufahamishane wazee
Regards
Hello,
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A lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names in her cell phone directory after her handbag was stolen.
Her handbag, which...
Kijana mmoja aliyekuwa anatafuta kazi alifanikiwa kupata kazi katika zoo
ya wanyama. Kijana huyo ilimbidi afanye hiyo kazi japo ni ngumu lakini
alikuwa hana jinsi. Kazi hiyo ilimtaka kijana...
To: The Personnel manager
RE: Replacement of the dead manager
I refer to the recent death of the manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.
Each...
A std 1 teacher, Ms Smith (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"
Boy Answered, "I'm too smart for std 1. My sister is in std 3 and...
POLITE WAY TO PEE
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having...
KAMA NI WEWE IMEKUTOKEA UTAFANYAJE?
Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akitokea shamba pamoja na
mkewe. Wakiwa njiani waliona uyoga, wakaung'oa na
kwenda nao nyumbani kwa lengo la kwenda kupika na
kuula...
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,'...
Jamaa mmoja alikuwa ni mwongo sanaa...
Siku moja alikuwa akiwa simulia jamaa zake story! Akaanza hivi
Muongo: Basi bwana jana nilienda kuwinda nikamkamata bonge la swala kisha...
Habari zilizopatikana hivi punde kutoka kwa wapambe nuksi zinaeleza kuwa jamaa mmoja aliyefahamika kwa jina la Kihiyo mkazi wa Mbagala amevunjika mkono wa kushoto wakati akijichua.
Wapambe hao...
baada ya jambisha- Jambisha!!.....
bab-kubwa ya CCJ...sisi-me ana angaika kushika korodani zake kila mara...halali usingizi....
mara Mbwaaaa....mbwaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
jamani acheni tabia hii...
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