The most expensive cigarete
MANCHESTER, N.H. A New Hampshire man says he swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes and was charged over 23 quadrillion dollars.
Josh...
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I hate to sound like an adult.....
But now that I'm well over the age of fifty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.
You've got it so easy and yet you...
NILIPOSIKIA juu ya mashindano ya wanaume wenye sura mbaya sikusita kushiriki kwani nilijua ni lazima niibuke na ushindi, anasema Sultani Masoud maarufu kwa jina la Sura Mbaya.
Masoud Sura...
Father: I want You To Marry A girl Of My Choice.
Son: I will Choose My Own Bride!
Father: But The Girl Is Bill Gates's Daughter!
Son: Well, In that case... OK!
THE NEXT DAY FATHER...
Unique survey...
A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked
was:
'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the...
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There was this
case in Kenyatta National Hospital Intensive Care ward where patients always
died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m., regardless of...
GREAT RULES THAT WILL HELP YOU REMAIN POOR ALL YOUR LIFE
1. Never wake up early:
Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there...
Lakotah tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in organizations such as government and business, other strategies are...
Craig goes into the drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asks which he wants to buy.
"Well", Craig said, "I've been seeing this girl for a...
Jamani mwezi ndo unaelekea ukingoni, nataka kuwatonya kituko nilichokutana nacho hivi karibuni....mkanda ulikuwa hivi:
Tulikwenda kwenye kazi na wenzangu kama wanne hivi, ilikuwa maeneo ya...
Am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997.
I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no mallied and no childish...
Teacher: How much is half of 8
Pupil: Up and down or across ?
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Well,up and down makes it 3, but across the middle makes it 0.
1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you
behave like this, you will lose ALL of your...
Dear All,
1: Maskini, waoga na washamba-SUA
2: Matajiri, wajanja na wenye akili-MZUMBE
3: Wenye akili chache, wavivu, matozi na masista duu-CBE DAR
4: Malaya, wasanii, wauza sura na wasiojiweza...
While visiting England , Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the
Queen. He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with intelligent...
A selection of Kenyan women
Kikuyu women
Everyone has heard the one about Kikuyu women. How they plait their hair, read a novel or knit and placidly inform their partners to cover them when...
Wadau, ningependa kufahamu kama kweli Tanzania tuna real commedians coz tangu King Majuto apotee kwenye luninga zetu naona wamechepuka vijana ambao hawachekeshi ila wanaforce watu wacheke?
kwa...
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