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Be carefull when you're drunk

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Feb 17, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A drunken man phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car.

    "They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out.

    However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line.

    "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake."
     
  2. kisasangwe

    kisasangwe JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahhaaa
     
  3. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha! why on hell should a thug steal break and accelerator pedals?
     
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    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Re: Be carefull when you're drunk.
    Can one be careful when drunk?
     
  5. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    That's why "don't drink and drive'
     
  6. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Walevi mpo??
    Huyu jamaa kweli anaweza kufika nyumbani salama?
     
  7. TzPride

    TzPride JF-Expert Member

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    Riritakiwa kuarestiwa hiro...rinacheza na jezi la porisi!

    Hata hivyo, hamjwahi kuona mtu anaingia mlango wa abiria wakati yeye ni dereva na yuko peke yake?...kuwa njwii ukiwa unaendesha ni balaa
     
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