A priest's missing cock rooster

[M-mbabe]

A small village priest was very fond of the hens he kept in the hen house behind the parish rectory.
He had a cock rooster and about a dozen hens.

One Saturday evening, he noticed that the cock rooster was missing.
He suspected that cock fights were taking place in the village, so he decided to do something about it at church the following morning.

The next morning at mass, he asked the congregation,
"Does anyone have a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"Oh no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.

Has anyone seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, that wasn't what I meant," he said.

"Has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half of the women stood up.

"Oh dear," he said......... "that wasn't what I meant, either.

Has anyone seen my cock?"

All the nuns stood up!!!

 

[Nevopros]

Well, if it was happening in Philippines, I wouldn't be surprised at all because cockfights there are pretty widespread. And I can tell you that I regularly check them on i-Sabong PH because it's actually interesting, and make money that way, I think it's a great way of getting entertained on the internet.

 

[Cardinale]

Oh, the first thing that comes to mind whenever I hear a rooster is cockfights. Are they still a thing nowadays?