1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you...
Jamaa wa kimasai alinunua chupi kwa mara ya kwanza (wenyewe wanaita sox ya ******). Alipokua town, akabanwa na haja kubwa. Basi akaingia toileti, alipomaliza haja yake akatoka zake na kusahau...
Wale panya waliokuwa wakisomea digrii ya kunusa mabomu pale SUA Morogoro,wamelala mbele waliposikia kibarua cha Mbagala!
Mhadhiri wao, Panya Buku vilevile alionekana akiishia maeneo ya mbuga ya...
Wadau hii nimehadithiwa juu ya jamaa wawili Mwakipesile na mwenziwe Mwakalobo.
Hawa walipelekwa na chama chao cha ushirika kusoma huko London miaka ya 50's.
Walipofika tu wakahifadhiwa katika...
70 years old man wanted to tease his wife.
He told her "darling dont feel bad when I look at these so fine young ladies that we have nowadays"
Wife replies" oh no no , not at all, even dogs keep...
There was once a Kikuyu man called Mwangi who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him.
"I'm very sorry...
Two presidents are talking over coffee and
croissants at their country club one day.
Museveni, of Uganda, says to Moi (Kenya)
"Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid.
Do you doubt me...
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is captain Boniface welcoming you on board of Air Tanzania. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime...
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of...
There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked his mother what was the hair in between her legs?
She...
A woman came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman.. The woman was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you...
Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child Pornography
MARTIN COUNTY
Martin County Sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claimed that his cat was...
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Once upon a time in China , a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live with her husband and mother-in-law.
In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with...
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