An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said...
Mkulima amehojiwa na Mwaandishi wa magazeti kuhusu maisha ya shambani. Mkulima huyu hawapendi Waandishi wa habari, akaona vyema amchoshe katika kujibu maswali, na mambo yakawa hivi:
MWANDISHI...
It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were...
1. The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxi -Albert Einstein
2. When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income-...
Umoja ni nguvu kweli.....look out at simba vipi wamenyanganywa kitoweo chao.
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After a month-long holiday in the US , my wife and I finally boarded the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home.As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a...
Subject: USED Vs. LOVED
While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up stone
and
scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man
took the child's hand and hit it many...
I knelt to pray but not for long, I had too much to do. I had to hurry and get to work For bills would soon be due. So I knelt and said a hurried prayer, And jumped up off my knees. My Christian...
Who Said Car Names Don't Have A Meaning?
BMW __________Brings Me Women
FIAT__________Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD__________For Only Rough Drivers
HYUNDAI ______Hope You...
All women will understand this......men ...read and learn why it takes a woman longer in a public restroom!
When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you...
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**'Hello?'**
**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**
**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**
**After...
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but...
[B][COLOR="Indigo"][FONT="Century Gothic"]Neck Exercise
A doctor advises his patients to exercise their neck by just reading this message.
In the end, all patients go home happily without asking...