Indian Hospitality....lol


Masikini_Jeuri

Masikini_Jeuri

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Masikini_Jeuri

Masikini_Jeuri

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Hotel: Morny, ruin sorbees.
Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.

Hotel: Rye! Ruin sorbees ... morny! Jewish to odor sunteen??
Guest: Uh ... yes ... I'd like some bacon and eggs.

Hotel: Ow July den?
Guest: What??

Hotel: Ow July den ... pry, boy, pooch?
Guest: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

Hotel: Ow July dee baychem ... crease?
Guest: Crisp will be fine.

Hotel: Hokay. An San tos?
Guest: What?

Hotel: San tos. July San tos?
Guest: I don't think so.

Hotel: No? Judo one toes?
Guest: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means.

Hotel: Toes! Toes! ... Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlishmopping we bother? Guest: English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

Hotel: We bother?
Guest: No, just put the bother on the side.

Hotel: Wad?
Guest: I mean butter ... just put it on the side.

Hotel: Copy?
Guest: Sorry?

Hotel: Copy ... tea ... mill?
Guest: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.

Hotel: One Minnie. Ass strangle ache, creasebaychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy... rye?
Guest: Whatever you say.

Hotel: Ten jew berry mud.
Guest: You're welcome.
 

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