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Indian Hospitality....lol

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masikini_Jeuri, Mar 5, 2010.

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    Hotel: Morny, ruin sorbees.
    Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.

    Hotel: Rye! Ruin sorbees ... morny! Jewish to odor sunteen??
    Guest: Uh ... yes ... I'd like some bacon and eggs.

    Hotel: Ow July den?
    Guest: What??

    Hotel: Ow July den ... pry, boy, pooch?
    Guest: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

    Hotel: Ow July dee baychem ... crease?
    Guest: Crisp will be fine.

    Hotel: Hokay. An San tos?
    Guest: What?

    Hotel: San tos. July San tos?
    Guest: I don't think so.

    Hotel: No? Judo one toes?
    Guest: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means.

    Hotel: Toes! Toes! ... Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlishmopping we bother? Guest: English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

    Hotel: We bother?
    Guest: No, just put the bother on the side.

    Hotel: Wad?
    Guest: I mean butter ... just put it on the side.

    Hotel: Copy?
    Guest: Sorry?

    Hotel: Copy ... tea ... mill?
    Guest: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.

    Hotel: One Minnie. Ass strangle ache, creasebaychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy... rye?
    Guest: Whatever you say.

    Hotel: Ten jew berry mud.
    Guest: You're welcome.
     
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