JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using...
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Maasai alimwona jamaa ana kopo la maji anaenda ****** mazungumzo yao yakawa kama ifuatavyo:
Maasai: Rafiki mbona naenda na kopo ya maji ****** muk#nd# yako nakiu?
Maasai baada ya kuchomwa...
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this...
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this...
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The priest spoke this joke when I went to Catholic Mass last Sunday,there in the Latino Community.
It is a story about the boy who was very lazy in his studies. So,his parents decided to enroll...
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Phone Number trick
Try this and tell me if it worked for you
It's interesting
It worked for me
1. Key in the first 3 digits of your phone
number into a calculator...
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This is hilarious!
One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby town. He was in a hurry, so he
took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down.
A nearby...
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Minister For Education,
Department For Learning
Exam Sheet For
Jamii Forums
2 Minutes Question Paper...Try How Intelligent You Are...!
Time allowed: 2Minutes or Less...
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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used...
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1.Unamwita mtu usiyemjua(wala kukutana nae kabla)aunt au anco.
2.Asilimia 90 ya CD pamoja na cassete za muziki ulizonazo nyumbani ni feki (sio original copies).
3.Stooyako imejaa vitu...
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Instructions: - Muda: 10 Seconds.
Majibu mpe mwenzako.
1. Kama hela haioti kwenye miti, kwanini bank zina matawi?
2. Kwanini gundi haigandi kwenye chupa yake?
3...
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Gazeti pendwa la Amani linakwenda mbele zaidi kwa kueleza mkakati mzima, jinsi kituo hicho cha ngono cha vigogo, kilichopo ndani ya ofisi ya Massage Centre, iliyopo Kijitonyama, Dar es Salaam...
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I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly......
I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and...
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Usiku mmoja mlevi ambaye akili ilikuwa bado 50/50 aliona watu wakipiga foleni mbele ya mashine na kubonyeza bonyeza halafu wanapata pesa.
Yeye akijua leo anabahati ya mtende, baada ya kuondoka mtu...
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One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH
(Institute of mental health).
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home.
He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When...
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Washikaji wa Yo Yo
Kanumba vipi hapa?
Duh...
Bora kuwa Single tu...
!!!!
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This is why you should change your socks regularly
you may harm innocent victims,so be careful guys!
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Jinsi makabila mbali mbali yanavoomba tendo la unyumba,
Wakurya:Mama Chacha twende 2kakandamize!
Wamasai:Mama Yeyoonipe ile litu inamesa mwensake!
Wahaya: Mama Bojo infwakti rara nikurarie...
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