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[FONT=&quot]A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said: 'Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the poor creature?' [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]The Pastor replied: 'I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no telling' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out'.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Then the Man answered innocently: 'I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?' [/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The Pastor exclaimed, "YESUU NA MARIA..!! [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Mother of Jesus[/FONT][FONT=&quot]! Why didn't you tell me in the first place that the dog was a [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Christian[/FONT][FONT=&quot]... .Chaaaa lanyeee...! We definitely have services for all Christians here!![/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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Wachaga Mungu wao ni pesa!
 
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[FONT=&quot]A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said: 'Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the poor creature?' [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The Pastor replied: 'I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no telling' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out'.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Then the Man answered innocently: 'I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?' [/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The Pastor exclaimed, "YESUU NA MARIA..!! [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Mother of Jesus[/FONT][FONT=&quot]! Why didn't you tell me in the first place that the dog was a [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Christian[/FONT][FONT=&quot]... .Chaaaa lanyeee...! We definitely have services for all Christians here!![/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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Vivi una utani na wifi yako!
Akikusikia atanuna huyo.
 
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my bro's n csta's hamjaiona hii? iha kya mana kyang'ania kya awuye!!!
 
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[FONT=&quot]A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said: 'Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the poor creature?' [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[FONT=&quot]The Pastor replied: 'I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no telling' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out'.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Then the Man answered innocently: 'I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?' [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The Pastor exclaimed, "YESUU NA MARIA..!! [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Mother of Jesus[/FONT][FONT=&quot]! Why didn't you tell me in the first place that the dog was a [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Christian[/FONT][FONT=&quot]... .Chaaaa lanyeee...! We definitely have services for all Christians here!![/FONT]
Vivian, kupenda hela ni tabia siyo kabila...
 
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ewe muna wakika ngha mboniafoo ntautondo ulaluhindi kwanshiita nkya?
 

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