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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by vivian, Mar 4, 2010.

  1. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said: 'Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the poor creature?' [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]The Pastor replied: 'I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no telling' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out'.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]Then the Man answered innocently: 'I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?' [/FONT][/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]The Pastor exclaimed, "YESUU NA MARIA..!! [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Mother of Jesus[/FONT][FONT=&quot]! Why didn't you tell me in the first place that the dog was a [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Christian[/FONT][FONT=&quot]... .Chaaaa lanyeee...! We definitely have services for all Christians here!![/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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  2. Kisusi Mohammed

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    Wachaga Mungu wao ni pesa!
     
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    ah ah ah maybe ni kweli!
     
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    Kabengwe JF-Expert Member

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    Wakikusikia wenyewe!
     
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    pssssss!! bado hawajaamka!!
     
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    Samuel A K Member

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    silaa ikikusikia umekwisha
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Vivi una utani na wifi yako!
    Akikusikia atanuna huyo.
     
  8. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    Mwambie asijali. mambo ya kawaida kutaniana bana
     
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    my bro's n csta's hamjaiona hii? iha kya mana kyang'ania kya awuye!!!
     
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    mchajikobe JF-Expert Member

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    Blasphemy!!
     
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    Kekuye Senior Member

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    Vivian, kupenda hela ni tabia siyo kabila...
     
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    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli lakini sisi too much aisee!
     
  13. Tumsifu Samwel

    Tumsifu Samwel Verified User

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    ewe muna wakika ngha mboniafoo ntautondo ulaluhindi kwanshiita nkya?
     
  14. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    Vivi, now days kila mtu anapenda hela kupita maelezo. kwani hao mafisadi wanaotajwa kila siku ni wachagga?
     
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