A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education. He...
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The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows...
DEAR Sir/Madam
I wish to let you know that the FIFA World Cup is about to begin. This is
not just any other tournament, it's the World Cup! Please note that this
tournament takes place every four...
The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is...
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If...
Nelson Mandela is at home watching the box, when there is a knock at his door. He gets up and answers it, there is a Chinese bloke with clipboard, and behind him is a lorry full of exhaust pipes...
Ramankutty Nair, a middle aged Indian immigrant in Dallas, Texas,bought a brand new convertible Porsche.
He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160 MPH and was enjoying the wind blowing...
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"I prefer women. I am dating Veronica, she is 31 years old, she is blonde, she is beautiful," Maradona responds to a question in the post-match press conference about his habit of embracing his...
A divorced mom was driving her son to school.He saw his mom's passport and read:
NAME:Suzan
SEX: F
Then he said "Now I know why my dad left you.You got F in sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of the renowned lawyers in Texas had made love to a city prostitute who unfortunately forgot to take her panty from the lawyer's car.
Afterwards he drove home and as usual the wife came out...
Kuna msela 1 aikuwa geto anavuta Bangi, mara baada ya bangi kumkolea ghafla Akamuona mtu kamsimamia mbele yake. Kwa hofu Msela akauliza;
Msela: Nani wewe?
Akajibiwa mimi ni Malaika mtowa Roho...
nauliza maana kuna mabingwa wa kuvisuka hivi vitu hadi unabakia kucheka na kushikilia mbavu. pia nadhani wazungu ndio wanaongoza kwa kubuni vichekesho. yawezekana hii ni taaluma kabisa huko kwao...
What a woman says...
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
Don't do laundry right now!
What a man...
Jose walked into class every morning with a black eye.
After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.
Jose's answer was: "Our house is very small miss.
Me, my mother and my...