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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Jun 25, 2010.


    X-PASTER Moderator

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    One of the renowned lawyers in Texas had made love to a city prostitute who unfortunately forgot to take her panty from the lawyer's car.
    Afterwards he drove home and as usual the wife came out with open arms, hugged him warmly and led him to the house. The man then remembered, "Honey please rush to the car and get some chicken.

    Sorry I forgot to bring it with me after the hug." The lady dashed to the car. What met her eyes? A woman's panty!!!!!!

    "Caught this idiot today" she thought. "You thought you could escape this time round!" She muttered. With all her strength she tore the panty into pieces and rushed back to the husband ready to tear him down.

    During all this time' the man had realized his folly and was ready.

    He was smart enough.

    "Now why do you ruin my life?" the lady asked.

    "You! Do you realize what you have just done!?"

    the husband stammered outrageously "That's the case worth ten million dollars I told you about yesterday and the panty was the rape evidence. What am I going to present before court tomorrow? Why do you rush into action without consulting me first? You must produce that item!"

    Unbelievably the wife was so sorry. She even went to look for the torn pieces and brought back to her husband with a promise never to repeat the mistake. She wouldn't imagine her husband losing 10 million.

    Really who should have apologized?
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh!! mwanaume aliumbwa kwanza!
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    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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    U cant beat Lawyers, that is why they always people have this in mind, read below:

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

    "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer.

    "Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put `here lies an honest lawyer'."

    "But that won't let people know who it is!" protested the lawyer.

    "Sure it will," retorted the stonecutter. "People will read it and exclaim, "That's impossible!"