Jamaa alipoteza waleti yenye shillingi laki tatu kwenye mnadaakaamua kutangaza :mabibi na mabwana nimepoteza waleti yenye shilingi laki tatu atakayeweza kuirudisha hakiaka nitampatia elfu...
A man went into a NBC bank and planned to rob it. He got a deposit slip and wrote on it: "This iz a stikup. Put all the money in this bag." Then he stood in line. But he got nervous thinking that...
Naughty Answers!
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says :
"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your...
Marriage - Part I
Typical eyes man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I...
George Bush alikwenda mapumzikoni Uingereza na akapata nafasi yakukutana na malkia Elizabeth..Malkia akataka kupima akili ya Bush akamuuliza hivi;Mtoto aliyezaliwa na Baba na Mama yako lakini si...
A shepherd was tending his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a dust cloud approached at high speed, out of which emerged a shiny silver BMW. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit...
Things people actually said in court, word for word:Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?A: Gucci sweats...
Basihii imetokea juzi juzi mitaa ya kati... dereva Lorry na utingo wake waendesha Lorry usiku...
Na ili kupoteza usingi wakaanza kupiga story:
dereva lorry akaanza kuelezea jinsi gani kwake ana...
A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experienceThe man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous...
There were three construction workers and each of them always ate the same thing for lunch. 1st worker : "I'm tired of sandwiches it's always sandwich, sandwich, sandwich!"2nd worker : "I'm sick...
One day a woman got on a bus and sat with her 4 year old daughter. The whole ride she said, "hold on Marge, hold on, you will make it throw Marge, just a little further Marge, just a little...
A man was out for a walk and saw a funeral procession. But this one was strange. There was two PRIEST... then a man and a dog walking behind them... then a very long line of people. Curious, he...
A fruit farmer hired two new workers for his fields, but before he sent them out for the day's work, he told them he had just one rule: don't steal any fruit. The two agreed to obey the rule.After...
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side...
One day President Obama fell off a bridge and was saved by three young boys.Obama thanked them and said he'd give them all one thing in the whole world. The first boy asked for a trip to Disney...
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied...
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'll give him a free beer for an amazing trick. The bartender agrees. The guy pulls out a hamster that begins dancing and singing."That is...
A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of bitch is nine...."
His mother heard what he was saying and...