Singasinga anajamba mara kwa mara usiku kucha, mkewe kamuuliza "Mwenzangu vipi leo kulikoni unajamba kama una compressor bovu?)
Singasinga kamjibu mkewe "Natafuta ringtone mpya ya M.A.T.A K O"
Kwenye somo la Uraia mwalimu aliwafundisha watoto kuwa Raisi wa kwanza wa Kenya anaitwa Kenyata.
Kimbembe kwenye Mtihani, mwalimu kauliza na mtoto mmoja akjibu....
Raisi wa kwanza wa Uganda -...
DOKTA ; Itabidi umeze dawa vijiko vinne vya chai
ZUZU: DUH! Zuzu akawaza kidogo kisha akaendelea...
lakini dokta sitaweza.
DOKTA:Kwanini?
ZUZU; Nyumbani nina vijiko viwili tu vya chai...
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really...
When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black
And you white fellow
When you born, you...
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for...
Nasikitika kutangaza msiba wa kipenzi changu Mwaka 2010. Marehemu kaacha madeni kibao. Kama kuna mtu anadaiwa na marehemu naomba anijulishe. Kikao cha wana ndugu kitakutana tarehe 15 Januari 2011...
kuna mgeni mmoja alikuja kutoka nchi jirani alipofika Dar akaingia kwa kinyozi kunyoa nywele alipoingia akajitambulisha mimi ni mgeni natokea kenya,nauliza kunyoa nywele ni bei gani? kinyozi...
Ni kawaida kila inapofika nyakati za mwisho wa mwaka watu hutumiana ujumbe kwa njia ya simu na mitandao kutakiana kheri ya Noeli na mwaka mpya. Binafsi nilipikea ujumbe mwingi tu, lakini kati ya...
jamaa mmoja,Nshomile aliwakuta rafiki zake wawili wahaya wakiwa katika mazungumzo ya kawaida. mmoja wao alikuwa ana mtoto anaitwa Gosbert ambaye alisoma shule ya msingi na huyu nshomile...
WIFE: "If I died, would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Of course not!"
WIFE: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do!!!"
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you get...
Swali: Unajuaje wazazi wa Yesu walikuwa wachaga? Jibu: "Siku zile ikatoka amri toka kwa Kaisari Augusti, kwamba watu wote wakajiandikishe makwao, na Yosefu na Maria wakatoka ili wakaandikishwe na...
Shehe mmoja alikwenda kunyoa kwa Kinyozi, na wakati akiendelea kunyolewa Shehe alitoa ushuzi (alijamba) ndipo, Kinyozi akaguna kwa sauti kubwa na maongezi yao yakaendelea hivi:
Shehe: Yakhe...
Q: Why men walk more
And women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs
And women have four lips!
Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: C O z its their way of saying,
'In memory of those who were...
An old one hundred trillion Zimbabwean dollar note on top of a pile of other old Zimbabwean notes of various denominations in Harare, Thursday, Dec. 30, 2010. The old note has become the...
An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls'?
"Abdul Aziz "
"Sex? "
"Six times a week!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"
Hii si utani...imetokea leo nilipochukua taxi toka Magomeni, nikasimama pale Turiani schoo kisha nikaunganisha hadi Shopers plaza.
Mimi : Bei gani hadi hapa?
Driver : Elfu kumi na tano
Mimi...