"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went...
Padri amekaa katika ki-box cha kuungamisha, kanisani hakuna mtu. Mara muumini mmoja akaingia, akapiga magoti upande wa pili na kufanya ishara ya msalaba akaanza kuungama.
"padri naungama dhambi...
Jamaa ametoka home anaenda zake mjini. Sasa kawaida amezoea kuweka simu yake mfukoni upade wa kulia. Mara akiwa kwenye daladala, akapanda abiria mmoja yuko rafu rafu kama kibaka vile na kwenda...
One day a bachelor, who was a poor tipper, walked into his favorite restaurant and ordered lunch.
A new waitress served his meal and received a three cent tip. When he came in the next day, she...
Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
1 star hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving...
A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says:
- For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it...
Wakati bado mpya mpya kwenye ikulu ya Lusaka nchini Zambia rais F Chiluba alipata fursa ya kumtembelea malkia wa Uingereza Elizabeth saa ya makulakula ikawadia meza imesheheni kila aina ya...
Mwita was appointed sales person at a local General Dealer's store in Musoma While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had peach jam to which he bluntly replied, "Out of...
President Idi Amin once called his Foreign Affairs Minister and told him that he wanted to change the name of Uganda to Idi.
The Hon. Minister was tasked to canvas world opinion and return to the...
Jamaa aliagiza house girl akaletewa kutoka Iringa kufika nyumbani akawa anafundishwa mazingira siku moja Baba mwenye nyumba alipo maliza kula chakula cha mchana akawa anatafuta Toothpick akawa...
While Kikwete was in USA (on a state visit), he saw a building with no power. He asked Obama, "I thought there's no power problem in the US"?. Obama replied, "It's the Tanzanian Embassy".
Wakuu nilikuwa nikipata moja baridi sehemu fulani jana baada ya kazi ngumu na joto kali la DSM.
Mara umeme ukakatika, jamaa mmoja akapiga kelele kwa nguvu:" Ngeleja hiyoo imeingia na tunayo mpaka...
After a luncheon hosted by the Queen in London in his honour, the former Ugandan leader Idi Amin had this to say for his vote of thanks. (Personally I cannot believe this is true.)
"Mr Queen...
Jamani wanjf kwa leo nimekutana na swali gumu kweli na nimekosa jibu lake,kama ungekuwa wewe ungejibu vipi?kaka kaliniuliza eti bro ungependa uwe dafu uchokonorewe,uwe nazi ukunwe,uwe shuka...
Jambo wana jf,napenda kufahamu asili ya majina ya kingoni/Wangoni maana utasikia mara ngonyani,mapunda,sungura,tembo,nguruwe......mmmh ,wanajf naomba nyongeza ya majina ya wangoni na kuelewa why...
kuna dada alitoka ndani kwake akiwa na toothpick akitoa vitu kwenye meno,mwenzie akamuuliza "shosti naona mambo mazuri nyama kwa wingi!"akammjibu nyama wapi nilikuwa nanyonya m*** sasa ma**zi...
malawi ni jirani zetu,kuna sheria wanataka kuipitisha juu ya kutoa ushuzi iwe ni kosa la jinai!sasa hebu pata picha ingekuwa hapa kwetu bongo na hasa kwa wanaosafiri kwa mabasi ya umma...
The English Language: Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it. English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the...