Working With The FBI

[Mabel]

The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is
hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."


The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at
Thibodeaux and leave.


The phone rings at Thibodeaux's house.
"Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep"
"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."

 

[Mabel]

Tutafanye tuwatumie polisi wetu kwa kazi kama hizi?

 

[Ngisibara]

The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is
hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."


The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at
Thibodeaux and leave.


The phone rings at Thibodeaux's house.
"Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep"
"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."

Ahaaa ahhhaaaa...kumbe maafande wote wanafanana bila kujali taifa lake

 

[Mabel]

Ahaaa ahhhaaaa...kumbe maafande wote wanafanana bila kujali taifa lake

Nafikiri msingi wa mafunzo yao ni mmoja ndio maana wanafanana

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Hahahahahaha!Wajanja hao!

 

[Derimto]

Wengi huwa wajinga na shule kwao ni tatizo kubwa sana hasa wa hapa kwetu na ndio maana wanapelekwa na wanasiasa zaidi na role profile zao

 

[Mabel]

Wengi huwa wajinga na shule kwao ni tatizo kubwa sana hasa wa hapa kwetu na ndio maana wanapelekwa na wanasiasa zaidi na role profile zao

Uko sahihi, Askari police wetu shule hakuna

 

[Katavi]

Ahahahahaaah hawa wamewazidi ujanja askari.

 

[Husninyo]

Ha ha ha!
I like it.

 

[LoyalTzCitizen]

Ngoja siku moja majambazi wakinivamia nyumbani kwangu nitawaita POLISI wetu wa Bongo halafu nitawaambia kuna maandamano ya CHADEMA ili waje mbio mbio halafu wakitokea nawaonyesha kwa yale majambazi(armed) na kuwaambia ndio CDM wenyewe uone watakavyofyata, maana wamezoea kuonea raia wasio na silaha na wakisikia calls za majambazi huwa hawarespond! clowns!

 

[Mabel]

Ngoja siku moja majambazi wakinivamia nyumbani kwangu nitawaita POLISI wetu wa Bongo halafu nitawaambia kuna maandamano ya CHADEMA ili waje mbio mbio halafu wakitokea nawaonyesha kwa yale majambazi(armed) na kuwaambia ndio CDM wenyewe uone watakavyofyata, maana wamezoea kuonea raia wasio na silaha na wakisikia calls za majambazi huwa hawarespond! clowns!

Hah hah, Hii yako kali kwelikweli.