Wakiwa kitandani kwa mara ya kwanza Bibi harusi alimwambia bwana harusi Honey unajua mimi bado bikra kwahiyo sijui chochote kuhusu mahaba/mapenzi. Unaweza kunielezea nini chakufanya kwa mara...
Mtoto: Umesikia baba eti babu mmoja Loliondo anaponya magonjwa yote
Baba: Ndiyo nimesikia, unajua chanzo cha ukimwi ni nini?
Mtoto: (akafikiria kidogo) na kusema CCM!
Baba: Are you sure?
Mtoto ...
Nikiwa ndani ya daladala asubuhi hii, karibu nusu ya abiria walikuwa wanajadiri kitendo cha Serikali kuingilia kati matibabu ya Babu Loliondo wengine walikuwa wakipinga na wengine wakiunga mkono...
Muovu mmoja alipofika kuzimu alikutana na kiranja mkuu(satan).Kiranja akamwambia achague mojawapo ya vyumba vitatu kwa ajili ya adhabu.Akamfungulia cha kwanza;kilikuwa na jamaa wamesimamia vichwa...
Malaya moja aliwapanga wanaume foleni,atakayefikisha bao nane anapewa zawadi nono,kijana wa kwanza akamfuata,alipofika la tano akawa hoi,akaja wa kijana wa pili alipofikisha sita akawa hoi...
Jamaa watatu walikua wakifanya kazi katika kampuni fulani hivi!!Bosi wao alikua na tabia ya kula kona kila Ijumaa baada ya lunch time afu anawaachia kazi kibao wamalizie!!Ijumaa hii wakapanga...
Kibibi ki1 kikiwa kinaitafuta nyumba ya matanga, inambidi aamue kuhodisha nyumba moja ili kwenda kuuliza. Kwa bahati mbaya, nyumba aliyohodisha kumbe ni geto. Jamaa wanaamua kukibaka kile kibibi...
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only...
Katika historia ya dunia hakuna kokote ambako utulivu ulileta maendeleo
watanzania tunapaswa kuepuka kujengewa fikra kwamba,utulivu,ubwege ni tunu,kuwa ukondoo wa kuinamisha kichwa na kukubali...
Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons
Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line
Good girls blush during sex scenes...
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh, sir, did you...
Leo nimeona kituko hapa arusha. Kuna jengo linajengwa na NSSF hapa maeneo ya round about ya Florida. Hapa kuna njia inakatiza kwenda maeneo ya kaloleni na soweto gargen. Sasa imefungwa kwa kuwa...
Kuna mashine ya kukamata wezi ilitengenezwa.
Ikapelekwa marekan ikakamata wezi 444.
Ikapelekwa india ikakamata wezi 250.
Ikapelekwa kenya ikakamata wezi 50.
Ikaletwa tanzania. Unajua...
Sharobaro kaenda Loliondo si akapewa kikombe cha maji ya uzima na babu, akasogea chini ya mti kwa muda bila kunywa huku kashikilia suruali yake isianguke! mchungaji akamuuliza vipi mbona hunywi...
mkuu wa takukuru dr HOSSEA, jana alitinga kwa babu kunywa dawa. baada ya kunywa dawa, babu akachukua kipaza sauti na kuutangazia uma kwamba kuna mgeni toka dar na kisha akampatia dr hossea, dr...
1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club
and two balls.
2. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the...
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking...
A BMW asks a Volks Wagen Beetle " why are your eyes out of your body ? "
She replied " let them put an engine in your ass and see what happens
to your eyes
Ongezeko la wachina K/Koo ambao ni wamachinga litasababisha kuongezeka kwa machotara kedekede baada ya miaka 25, nahisi majina yatakuwa kama ifuatavyo.
1.Masawe ji sung
2.Donggwakisa shunhui
3.Hua...
Rose1980: namkumbuka sana huyu dada knye michango yake mizuri sana, muda mrefu sijamwona na kajicho ka kukonyeza naomba mwenye taarifa zake atujuze au kama kala ban tujue au yupo na id nyingine...