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The Rules Of Bedroom Golf

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Rural Swagga, Mar 11, 2011.

  1. Rural Swagga

    Rural Swagga JF-Expert Member

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    1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club
    and two balls.

    2. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole.

    3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep
    the balls out.

    4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm
    shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play.

    5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to
    avoid damage to the hole

    6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the
    course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result
    in being denied permission to play the course again.

    7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon
    arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to
    admire the entire course with ! special attention to the well formed bunkers.

    8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or
    are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course
    owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason.

    9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection

    10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly
    scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time.
    Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone
    else playing on what they considered to be a private course.

    11. Players should not assume that a course is in shape for play at all
    times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be
    temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this
    situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play
    when! this is the case.

    12. The course owner is responsible for man icuring and pruning any bush
    around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with, and
    approach to the hole.

    13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before
    attempting to play the back nine

    14. Slow play is encouraged. However players should be prepared to proceed at
    a quicker pace, at least temporarily at the course owners request.

    15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play
    the same hole several times in one match..
  2. Architect E.M

    Architect E.M JF-Expert Member

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    haahahahahahahahahah.... Hii kali kweli...
  3. chitambikwa

    chitambikwa JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda leo ntalala vizuri kabisa. Na kesho wife ataambiwa hii kozi ili naye ajiweke fit
  4. Rural Swagga

    Rural Swagga JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha,Fanya hivyo mkuu