A man went to the hospital to cut his defective leg,when he recovered after the surgery he found the doctor very upset.he asked "doctor what is wrong?" i have the good and bad news,the doctor...
Mchungaji alikuwa anawaongoza kondoo wake. Kati ya waliokuwepo kanisani ni mzee mmoja mlevi, kibogoyo, meno yote yametoka kwa gongo. Katika mahubiri yake, mchungaji alitamka.
"Tujiepushe na...
HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES
At 4 Years
My daddy is great.
At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.
At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered
At 12...
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets...
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.
He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."
BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd...
Kuna mlevi mmoja alikuwa katokea kilabuni akapita karibu na Mahubiri na mambo yalikuwa hivi
Muhubiri: Ndugu zanguni tubuni ili muweze kwenda mbinguni, huko kuna asali
nyingi saaanaaa na maziwa...
Aliyemtengeneza hakumtumia,alimuuza tu.Mnunuzi naye alimnunua lakini naye pia hakumtumia.Mtumiaji alimtumia lakini kamwe hakumjua,je yeye ni nani huyu?
Askofu aliendesha harambee kuchangia ujenzi wa kanisa. Wakristo wakatoa Tshs. 75,050/= tu. Ghafla majambazi wakateka kanisa na kuamrisha kila mtu atoe alichonacho!!!
Majambazi wakakusanya...
Ukitaka kufaidi raha ya $ex ucfanye na afande, atakuambia 'mikono juu' wala acwe mha§ibu atakuambia na huku lazima iballance, docta atakuambia mwingine aingie! Naku$haul fanye na mwl yeye...
Paddy and his two Irish friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our...
kuna jamaa wamenishangaza sana pale buguruni sheli. wakati magari yakiwa kwenye foleni, yakisubiri kuruhusiwa, njemba mbili ziliona kupita nyuma ama mbele ya sam trela ni ishu. wakaamua kuinamisha...
Kwanza niseme yafuatayo
Kama namuunga mkono babu wa Loliondo sijui, na kama simuungi mkono babu wa Loliondo mimi sijui....
MoD pamoja na kuwa kuna nukuu za Biblia tafadhali naomba msiihamishe...
Kwa babu Loliondo kuna vituko sana.
Chek bob mmoja (mijini ni maarufu kama Sharobaro), akiwa kavalia mlegezo na miwani mikubwa yenye giza, alifika kwa Babu akiwa anasumbuliwa na presha. Ilipofika...
Jamaa alikuwa na matatizo mengi akaona hana pa kutokea isipokuwa kujitoa maisha. Akapanda ghorofa ya kumi ili ajitupe. Akiwa anachungulia chini, akamwona mtu hana mkono hata anatabasamu, meno nje...