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Malizia sentensi hii uonavyo...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Tripo9, Oct 21, 2009.

  1. Tripo9

    Tripo9 JF-Expert Member

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    Tulipoingia tu sebuleni......
     
  2. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Tukamkuta Tripo anajiexpress.........
     
  3. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Tukakuta panya wanatafunana juu ya meza......
     
  4. chishango

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    tukamkuta mheshimiwa tripo9 ana kipande cha sabuni na povu jingi kwenye mkono wa kushoto
     
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    Baba Mkubwa JF-Expert Member

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    tukavua nguo
     
  6. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    halafu.........
     
  7. Kunta Kinte

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    Tukaanza kubiringishana
     
  8. Nduka

    Nduka JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu amekiuka sheria za CHAWAPUTA(chama cha wapiga puli tanzania) kifungu na 123457 kipengele cha 789 kinachokataza kabisa matumizi ya mkono unaoshika mavi kupigia puli kwani kufanya hivyo kunaweza kuiathiri mashine kisaikolojia ikadumaa kwenye kuji express na kuacha jukumu lake la msingi la uzazi. Adhabu zinazomkabili mtu atakaye kiuka kipengele hicho ni pamoja na kuzuiwa kabisa kupiga puli maeneo ya bafu, choo na beach pia anaweza kuhukumiwa kupiga puli kavu(bila sabuni maji wala mate) goli tano mfululizo.
     
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    Hebrew JF-Expert Member

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    Tukashangaa hakuna viti, meza, TV, HiFi wala mapazia!!
     
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    tulikuta kweupeee kama ndio tunahamia!!!
     
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    mchajikobe JF-Expert Member

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    tulimkuta baba na house girl wakitomasana,ilikuwa bonge la aibu!!
     
  12. TIMING

    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    ... mara tukaskia pa! pa! pa! wamekaa....
     
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    Baba Mkubwa JF-Expert Member

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    yeye akaanza kunivuta polepole
     
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    Mioyo ikasisimuka.....
     
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    Shangazi JF-Expert Member

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    UMEME UKAKATIKA. Then ..............................endelea wewe
     
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    hii commercial break safi sana, watu wanapumzika tu!!!!
     
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    Kifimbocheza JF-Expert Member

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    Akasema anataka..........
     
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    Tuka Do Bila ABC!
     
  19. Mwana va Mutwa

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    nikasahau tulichokusudia kufanya
     
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    tukawa tayari tumo ndani
     
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